wink
His amps are made out of recycled beer cans
and his source from tomatos.
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Cat physics I hate to be a kill joy but the sollution is quite easy: 1) When you drop a piece of buttered bread, it lands with the buttered side down BS = Down to earth 2) When you drop a cat from a few feet, it lands upright. Cat feet = Down to earth If you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat, which would land first. Law of cat Constraint (Symilar to the law of pill rejection) Any attempt to constrain a cat is equal or less than the potential energy to reach escape velocity. (applies to strapping devises) Firstly it is unlikely that the cat can be constrained without a thermonuclear hyrdaulic restraining devise. Should such devise be obtained another law will take over. The second law of Cat Composition A cat will conform to the standard laws of physics relating to solids unless such as the opening of food or dairy products occur - in which case it's ability to stretch twist and mould are equal or better than that of a liquid. The sollution is that in the case of a suitable contraining devise being found the toast will not land prior to the butter being consumed by the cat. So the BS is consumed by cat + cat feet = Down to earth If the cat doesn't survive it will come back and terrorise you in it's next life.