Just get yourself some SDs and one of these Card Safe thingys.
http://www.amazon.de/BILORA-CARD-SAFE-SDHC-KARTEN/dp/B0000CE5DP/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1378562918&sr=8-5&keywords=SD+kartenhalter
Problem solved.
I already own something like that derp face, but I want all 3tb of my music with me every where I go
