[RickG]

Man...

I have this bird that started attacking my front window about a week ago...constantly flying up and down-then butting it's head into the glass above my front door. Now, for the past five days, the bird has gone around to the back of my abode and is ramming it's head into the window above my my media room.

I've decided that this deranged fowl wants both my Stax system and some of my better recordings.

You think I'm kidding, but this is Alfred Hitchcock out the ass...

This bird is making my life extra funky...

 

[Rizumu]

Shotgun time!

 

[wallijonn]

call up all your relatives and friends.

one may have passed away recently.

the bird spirit whats to say good bye.

sit with the bird outside and give him an offering.

or he may be trying to warn you.

 

[dhwilkin]

You filled the birdbath w/ beer, didn't you?

 

[ServinginEcuador]

I think Joelongwood trained him to go and fetch nice equipment like your Stax stuff. I wouldn't put it past him to do so.

 

[lan]

better carry an umbrella outside.... it may want to crap on you

 

[spaceman]

I had a bird who liked to stand on my truck door and look in the mirror. Everyday that SOB would **** all over my door and hood, so I had to put an end to it. Needless to say, he won't be down for breakfast anymore.

 

[MusicLover]

Quote:

Originally posted by Rizumu Shotgun time!

Screw the shotgun. Just go straight for the dynamite. Strap it to the bird and watch the feathers fly.

Just kidding.

 

[daycart1]

How's about taping a black silouette of a hawk to your windows? I don't know how well this works, but I've noticed that a lot of storefronts do this.

 

[Mr.PD]

I agree with Wallijonn. Go talk to the bird. If it turns out that it is just a derrainged bird, string up some kind of netting to catch it in.
Don't shoot it.

 

[spaceman]

The farmer who works a couple of fields up the road from me ties dead crows to stakes, and randomly places them through his fields to deter the crows from eating his corn. I don't see to many crows around here this time of year. Hmmmm....this cat has been hanging around my house, teasing my dogs.....

 

[discoman]

I have a group of birds wake me up everyday at 4:30am...
I said I am going to shoot all of them down at 4:33am everyday for a year...

 

[Onix]

Quote:

Originally posted by RickG Man... I have this bird that started attacking my front window about a week ago...constantly flying up and down-then butting it's head into the glass above my front door. Now, for the past five days, the bird has gone around to the back of my abode and is ramming it's head into the window above my my media room. I've decided that this deranged fowl wants both my Stax system and some of my better recordings. You think I'm kidding, but this is Alfred Hitchcock out the ass... This bird is making my life extra funky...

What kind of bird is it? If its a corvidae it could be atracted to something shiny inside your house.

 

[MagusG]

Quote:

Originally posted by Rizumu Shotgun time!

No shotgun, lets make this interesting and challenging. Get a sling shot and some marbles. Enjoy!
-Mag

 

[Duncan]

I don't know too much about bird anatomy, but I know (not from personal experience) that if you feed a pigeon bicarbonate of soda that its stomach explodes

So... leave it some baking soda in the bird bath... might just get lucky