Head-Fi is a case study in the use of nonsensical language to imply technical expertise.
Take a look at my favorite gem from this week:
"What immediately strikes about the Ode to Laura is its liquid note presentation and smooth yet highly articulate nature. It has an L-shaped signature with a rich yet meticulously controlled bass presentation, large, highly resolved vocals and a smooth, refined top-end. The cable strikes me as being impressively spacious and it has a good if not market-leading technical foundation despite its darker character in the treble. To me, vocals are a highlight, presented with enhanced size, great definition and slightly higher contrast with counterbalancing warmth and top-end articulation. Rather than being dense, the midrange is well-extended but emboldened by the more robust low-end. Lows similarly inspire, and the densely packed conductors provide a sense of power similar to that observed on the Socrates. The Laura provides an immediate boost to extension but does so in the cleanest manner I’ve yet seen with minimal introduction of muddiness or loss to separation. Bass upholds exemplary definition in the mid-bass and overall timbre showcases great authenticity."
https://www.head-fi.org/threads/ele...cussions-thread.919228/page-253#post-17068259
Not a single sentence conveys any meaning, technical or otherwise. Not even enough to be considered intellectually dishonest.
Oh man lol, that thread is like satire. Further down:
"When I first received the cable, I have to admit I was having some mixed feelings. There were some nice effects like better depth of stage and some nice bass fullness, but, likely combined with my age, the top end was a bit muted and transients lacked some snap. "T"'s sounded a little closer to "D"'s than I would like. "S"'s didn't have the sharpness I like."
AudioThief proposed translation: "When I received the cable, I was tired and my wife was having some issues at works that she kept nagging me about, disturbing my listening sessions. This ruined my listening session, so the sound obviously is not good."
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As I was only at about 15 hours I sat back and figured I'd give it some time. I left it running while at work and would check in in the evenings for some short listening.
Well... somewhere around 80 hours in I sat down in the evening for a listen and went back to some of the recordings from the first couple nights. Some female vocal tracks with acoustic guitar. The "T"'s were crisp, the "S"'s were beautifully enunciated with that sharpness. The guitar sounded so lifelike."
AudioThief proposed translation: "After many failed attempts at getting a good listening session in, the stars aligned one friday evening with a couple of beers after a great workout earlier in the day and a great barbecue dinner with the extended family. Wow, this is awesome - must be the new cables finally opening up xD"
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"However, with even more time, overall throughout my listening the soundstage did something very exciting. Rather than seem like I took a step back, it opened up to a much larger space. With the stock cable, instruments were more localized to the left and right and what I had thought of as a "Planar Sound" was that the presentation was forward and lacking depth but as a trade off to the dynamic and detailed nature of planar drivers. The Inferno has changed that!! The sound has taken on a 3-D holographic sound and if there is depth in the recording I hear it. Some songs that seemed to start of quietly and crescendo now sound like they are way off in the distance and now moving closer. It's revealed some more layers sound that I hadn't noticed."
AudioThief proposed translation: "After the great listening session some time back, I made up my mind that the stock cable is simply worse - I mean this cable cost a ton, everyone is raving about it. Obviously its better. I swapped back to the stock cable just to make sure, and yeah the cable sounds like garbage, thank god"
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Pure insanity. We essentially know that the sound that entered his ear with the stock cable vs the new cable was identical, yet he's hearing two almost completely different headphones. Absurd.