Lol...obviously tongue in cheek...I just get a bit worried about the state of things in using EQ on the sound to hopefully emulate another headphone.
I've used EQ for the last 50 years or more but only in the mastering stage. Probably being an older Head-fi member I may be a lot more tolerant of what to expect from audio reproduction so my brain after more than 5 decades in this hobby automatically adjusts and has a much easier time in accepting any short failings in playback equipment, although today it is IMHO all rather very good.
Contrarily to that I'm extremely sensitive to any further digital manipulation of the original signal, took me awhile to be comfortable with CDs that were DDD.lol So I'm ok with a digital source, CD or Hi Res streamer going direct to amplification as reflected in my headphone setups, but if the signal is further manipulated through another digital device such as a PC I intuitively pick that up, adding additional EQ for me would be over the edge and too much processing of what is tolerable and sounds artificial.
All comes down to what one is used to and how their hearing has been educated.
Having said that the new S2 are obviously served up neat. : )
Sorry no EQ.