StimpyWan
Headphoneus Supremus
At first I was... Well, the deliberately sounding German when not is a bit... Well, reminds me of how Kraft foods (USA) use a fake front company called Mondélez (yes even with the accented e) in Europe to hide Kraft's association with unhealthy processed food like the mostly-artificial cheese... (Apparently the name was deliberately came up with because it sounded European, similar to Haagen-daazs being owned by General Mills and Nestle - Both Kraft and Nestle are currently being sued in a class action suit by child slaves from Mali, bad behaviour often signals worse stuff)
But... BUT... Then Germany drops out of promised tanks to defend Ukraine... All is forgiven: Please, please, compete with Sennheiser
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