For the record: the bottom-mounted dip switches are not because we hate you. It's because they are the least expensive, lowest noise way to switch gain stages/loading/etc.
When you get to a device with 100-1000x gain (the typical headphone amp is 1-5x, for comparison), noise is an issue. So running traces around the board (like, to front-mounted switches) is not a wonderful idea if you're looking to maximize performance. And when you usually set the switches once (or zeroce, if you're using an MM cartridge and get a Mani 2), then why stress about it?
Now, if you had unlimited money, sure, you could put relays everywhere and switch locally with front-mounted switches. Heck, you could manage everything with a microprocessor. Heck, you could even go full bonkers and have a "calibration mode" where you play a test record and the preamp sets the correct gain and loading by itself!
But all of the above takes money.
As in, say, a phono preamp with balanced outs, discrete stages, and front-mounted switches, plus the management to make sure it didn't go boom when you changed the switches when the product was on, that's gonna be $400-500 in Schiitconomy Bucks. And if you're talking about something with 256 options for loading and auto-setup, that might be in the four figures in those same bucks.
And I'm not sure if you want a more expensive phono preamp from us (and, perhaps more importantly, I'm not sure we're the company to build and support such a device.)
Not fishing for comments, just saying...this is a price/performance issue at its most pointed.