Interesting! You cannot stand the pops, needle drop and background noise of a LP in no so good shape, but you can stand the brightness, no space, bad separation, loudness and thin sound of the CD?
Let's get something straight. Yes, there are CDs that suffer the above issues - especially of certain genres. But there are records, many of them as a matter of fact, that are lacking bass or treble or both, crackle or waggle side to side due to poor pressings, ride up and down like a roller coaster due to warpage, and, if the record was released during the petroleum shortage years, are pressed on vinyl with high quantities of grundgy-sounding filler added. Add to these "features" the fact that most nooby vinyl-heads are listening on Teac or Ion turntables with junk, low-end Shure or A-T cartridges through phono pre-amps of questionable quality and equalization accuracy (or worse, those awful ceramic cartridges that required no pre-amp), and which are mounted on stereo "cabinets" that provide no isolation from low-frequency feedback - assuming there are any low frequencies. I'll bet less than 1% of these people have even bothered to align the cartridge correctly so they are probably listening to massive amounts of inner or outer groove distortion.
On the other hand, how many of us can afford $16,000 for a turntable (not including cartridge, by the way), as well as the time and/or expense of correctly setting it up? Even if you could you would still be playing through the same defects that I mentioned earlier.
Do records sound better than CDs? They can, but all too often they don't.
Now if you want to talk about the warm-and-fuzzy process of lovingly cleaning a record, placing it on the turntable, and gingerly setting the tonearm down on it, versus tossing a CD into the tray and pressing play, I get it 100%.