PinkFloyd
Headphoneus Supremus
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I was in the garage earlier on doing some soldering when I swore I saw someone walking about in my back garden...... I turned my head but thought I must have been imagining things.
30 or so minutes later I'm in the kitchen making a cup of tea and I notice this young fellow crouching down behind a hedge in the back garden. He spots me spotting him and he makes his way to the back door.
Me: Can I help you?
Him: I am from Russia I am here for money
Me: eh?
Him: I am wanting your money
Me: Go **** yourself and get your ugly arse out of my garden (etc.)
Him: "smiles"
Well this seedy character disappeared and it didn't really hit home till about an hour ago that this chap was probably out to rob money or burgle the house! I thought he must have been an escaped madman at first cause he was grinning like a cheshire cat and he had a really daft looking wooly hat on but, the more I think about it, what the hell would he be doing in my back garden hiding behind a hedge unless he was up to no good?
I'll sure be locking the doors tonight with this character prowling about. just thought I'd tell you guys, it's not every day you find a Russian hiding behind a hedge in your back garden is it?
30 or so minutes later I'm in the kitchen making a cup of tea and I notice this young fellow crouching down behind a hedge in the back garden. He spots me spotting him and he makes his way to the back door.
Me: Can I help you?
Him: I am from Russia I am here for money
Me: eh?
Him: I am wanting your money
Me: Go **** yourself and get your ugly arse out of my garden (etc.)
Him: "smiles"
Well this seedy character disappeared and it didn't really hit home till about an hour ago that this chap was probably out to rob money or burgle the house! I thought he must have been an escaped madman at first cause he was grinning like a cheshire cat and he had a really daft looking wooly hat on but, the more I think about it, what the hell would he be doing in my back garden hiding behind a hedge unless he was up to no good?
I'll sure be locking the doors tonight with this character prowling about. just thought I'd tell you guys, it's not every day you find a Russian hiding behind a hedge in your back garden is it?