Zorander
Headphoneus Supremus
Stan and Sally, childhood sweethearts, are celebrating their 50th anniversary. They stroll down to their old school and find the desk where he carved, "I love you, Sally." On their way back home, a bag of money falls at their feet from a passing armoured car.
They take the bag home and find it contains $50,000. Stan says, "We'll have to give it back."
But Sally says, "No! Finders keepers."
Later that day, police going door-to-door ask them if they know anything about the missing money.
Sally says she doesn't.
"She's lying!" Stan says. "She hid it in the attic."
"Don't listen to him," says Sally. "He's going senile."
One of the police officers tells Stan, "OK, you'd better tell us the story from the beginning."
Stan says, "Well, Sally and I were walking home from school. . ."
The officer says to his partner, "Come on - we're out of here!"
They take the bag home and find it contains $50,000. Stan says, "We'll have to give it back."
But Sally says, "No! Finders keepers."
Later that day, police going door-to-door ask them if they know anything about the missing money.
Sally says she doesn't.
"She's lying!" Stan says. "She hid it in the attic."
"Don't listen to him," says Sally. "He's going senile."
One of the police officers tells Stan, "OK, you'd better tell us the story from the beginning."
Stan says, "Well, Sally and I were walking home from school. . ."
The officer says to his partner, "Come on - we're out of here!"