Possibly The Most Distrubing Crime in Recent History
Aug 4, 2008 at 1:04 AM Post #16 of 96
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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif
This is about as strange as it gets, that's for sure. So sad, yet so Canadian. Must be the weather up there that drives people nuts. In other words, this is simply too bizarre to comment about intelligently, so as the song goes: "Blame Canada!"

What can you possibly say to family and friends in situations like this? Ironic that the victim was 5'4" and 130 pounds with the surname of McLean. Sounds like something right off of the heart smart cannibal's menu at McDonalds. Eww...



Yea, the poor person was a target. I have a feeling, wmcmanus, you would have been safe.
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 1:11 AM Post #17 of 96
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Originally Posted by aaron313 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
I have a feeling, wmcmanus, you would have been safe.


Hey!!!

Nah, just kidding. I deserved that. But I've gotta tell ya, were it me, he would have had to cut my jugular vein on his first attempt or he's the one who would have paid the price. The poor kid was probably sleeping when he was attacked.
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 1:18 AM Post #19 of 96
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Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Hey!!!

Nah, just kidding. I deserved that. But I've gotta tell ya, were it me, he would have had to cut my jugular vein on his first attempt or he's the one who would have paid the price. The poor kid was probably sleeping when he was attacked.



Passengers heard a loud shriek from the victim, so he might have been awake.
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 1:24 AM Post #20 of 96
Old news.
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 1:29 AM Post #21 of 96
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Originally Posted by aaron313 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Passengers heard a loud shriek from the victim, so he might have been awake.


Maybe. He could've been asleep and became awoken by the KNIFE SLICING THROUGH HIS NECK!
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 1:39 AM Post #22 of 96
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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Maybe. He could've been asleep and became awoken by the KNIFE SLICING THROUGH HIS NECK!


Well...

If your neck has been sliced, how loud could you shriek? Probably could only manage a gross gargling sound. Having never been stabbed while asleep, I cannot answer this. Maybe the shriek was the guy, awake, seeing a guy come at him with a knife?
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 1:43 AM Post #24 of 96
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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Maybe the guy was a slow cutter?


He got off in excess of FIFTY stabs, so I doubt this.

Who knows, he may have wanted to savor the beheading, and took his time.
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 1:44 AM Post #25 of 96
I can picture the tee shirts already:
[size=x-large]I AM NOT FOR EATING[/size]
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 1:49 AM Post #26 of 96
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Originally Posted by Lazarus Short /img/forum/go_quote.gif
I can picture the tee shirts already:
[size=x-large]I AM NOT FOR EATING[/size]



Or, in the spirit of LOLCATS:
[size=x-large]"You can't has ME-burger"[/size]
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 2:01 AM Post #27 of 96
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Originally Posted by aaron313 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Holy ****, dvessel, I just realized that my avatar is too creepily, and unintentionally, similar to yours.


Huh? I completely missed it and how's that possible?
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 2:19 AM Post #28 of 96
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Originally Posted by dvessel /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Huh? I completely missed it and how's that possible?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....

beerchug.gif


(Sorry for those who have not been following this thread... you pretty much can't get the full joke.)
 
Aug 4, 2008 at 2:39 AM Post #30 of 96
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Originally Posted by aaron313 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
He got off in excess of FIFTY stabs, so I doubt this.

Who knows, he may have wanted to savor the beheading, and took his time.



Wait, did he stab him or behead him first?
 

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