Rock&Roll Ninja
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I had this great idea for shaving patches on cat's fur. Then you could get several cats, run them under a stylus, and you should get music ala the player piano. Only it would be player cats. And everybody knows that organic catmeat will sound 10,000x better than vinyl for the reproduction of music.
(I felt that if I just typed 'IBTL' it would be a waste of a perfectly good thread post. This will likely be archived on some harddrive in some building and archeologists will uncover it in 634 years. And historians will say "Those internet people were so wasteful! They had an entire post to say anything and everything they wanted, but only wrote 'IBTL' or '+1' or 'TEH SEXY!'. Its not like typing cost money. They could have published volumes, given precise histories and testing methodologies, written up grocery lists, or listed family trees."
Rival historians will counter this arguement with their belief that primitive peoples of 2008AD simply didn't have the brainpower to make use of available space [it should be noted that by 2011 scientists will have been able to encode some 11 terabytes of information into a single chromosomal compound. Future space research will involve encoding all of mankinds knowledge into a lab-grown mouse, freeze drying the mouse, and then sending it through space. In theory it would work like the 'golden record' only containing several hundred million times as much data. Plus everyone knows that a dead mouse lasts pretty much forever anyway even without freezedrying and being shot through space which is typically 260 degrees below zero.] and that our simple brains worked best with short written statements. This is mistakenly attributed to the only surviving piece of 20th century technology will be a cellphone that a 13 year old girl had been using to text her friends about her oppressive step-parents.
(a brown mouse. It contains 35 grams of masticated corn and some 650,000 pages of unabridged Harry Potter gay fan-fiction.)
(I felt that if I just typed 'IBTL' it would be a waste of a perfectly good thread post. This will likely be archived on some harddrive in some building and archeologists will uncover it in 634 years. And historians will say "Those internet people were so wasteful! They had an entire post to say anything and everything they wanted, but only wrote 'IBTL' or '+1' or 'TEH SEXY!'. Its not like typing cost money. They could have published volumes, given precise histories and testing methodologies, written up grocery lists, or listed family trees."
Rival historians will counter this arguement with their belief that primitive peoples of 2008AD simply didn't have the brainpower to make use of available space [it should be noted that by 2011 scientists will have been able to encode some 11 terabytes of information into a single chromosomal compound. Future space research will involve encoding all of mankinds knowledge into a lab-grown mouse, freeze drying the mouse, and then sending it through space. In theory it would work like the 'golden record' only containing several hundred million times as much data. Plus everyone knows that a dead mouse lasts pretty much forever anyway even without freezedrying and being shot through space which is typically 260 degrees below zero.] and that our simple brains worked best with short written statements. This is mistakenly attributed to the only surviving piece of 20th century technology will be a cellphone that a 13 year old girl had been using to text her friends about her oppressive step-parents.
(a brown mouse. It contains 35 grams of masticated corn and some 650,000 pages of unabridged Harry Potter gay fan-fiction.)