fraseyboy
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Originally Posted by Superpredator /img/forum/go_quote.gif Once I was on a plane surrounded by screaming kids and a pair of Vibes saved my life. Then an engine stalled and a passenger panicked, barreling down the aisle, sending a service cart rolling into the pilot who was on a pee break. He was killed instantly, and the co-pilot passed out upon hearing the news from the flight attendant. Down the plane went, and the passenger next to me, an excellent conversationalist, revealed a parachute he had smuggled on board. He ran for the emergency exit and I followed, still rocking out to Pearl Jam. He jumped and I followed. In free fall I managed to remove my Vibes and lasso one of his legs with the cord. It was at this instant, I believe, that the Vibes saved my life for a second time. He deployed the chute as he tried to kick me free, but I was in for the long haul. We sank majestically into a ravine, but unfortunately we were moving pretty fast, so I decided to abandon leg. I whipped out my trusty Vibes again and lassoed a tree sticking out of the side of a cliff. I am pretty sure the Vibes saved both me and my well prepared friend at that moment. The shame of it all was that the tree I lassoed was pretty dead, and it came unrooted shortly after I latched onto it. Down I went towards a winding river below. Incredibly the Vibes managed to--and I swear I'm not making this up--tie the falling tree branches into a raft in midair. I couldn't believe it myself. I hit the water pretty hard and passed out. I came to to the sound of Pearl Jam, which must have startled me awake, and I found myself draped over the Vibe Raft. Miraculously the Vibes had both plugged back into my iPod and inserted into my ears upon impacting the water. This was quite lucky, because when I awoke I could see a waterfall up ahead. I managed to paddle to shore just in the nick of time, and it was then I realized the Vibes had just saved me two more times. |
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