Need help in finding girlfriend
Apr 24, 2007 at 2:40 AM Post #136 of 177
Why is the person asking if youve ever kissed a boy???
I think you should be careful here , lest you get a suprise
, of the trouser snake kind.
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Apr 24, 2007 at 3:00 AM Post #137 of 177
Omg I can't believe I actually read this entire thread. Haha.
 
Apr 24, 2007 at 3:19 AM Post #138 of 177
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Originally Posted by raymondlin /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Is this thread a joke?


It must be.....there's no such thing as a first kiss via cyberspace....or am I just too old to think that you actually need a real flesh and blood girlfriend/boyfriend to get a kiss??
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I don't know whether to be amused or to feel sorry...but whatever floats your boat. I just hope most the human race doesn't feel that chatting on the internet is the same thing as hanging out or dating.
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Anyway, I've spent too much time on this weird thread
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Apr 24, 2007 at 3:24 AM Post #139 of 177
Don't fall for it Pat! It's really Chris freakin' Hanson!!!!
 
Apr 24, 2007 at 4:09 AM Post #140 of 177
Im just LMAO. I have no idea what is going on here. Im not sure if he is kidding or not but it is funny anyway.
 
Apr 24, 2007 at 4:44 AM Post #141 of 177
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Originally Posted by Patrick82 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Wow, it's happening fast now! 4 days ago I thought it was impossible to get a girlfriend, now I have already kissed a girl.
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http://poollogics.is-a-geek.net/pict...first.kiss.JPG



What?!?! I read the first page, then went to the last page and see the above. I don't even want to see what fills up the other 5 pages. Good for a laugh though!
 
Apr 24, 2007 at 1:31 PM Post #143 of 177
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Originally Posted by roadtonowhere08 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Ah, the internet. A complete double edged sword. An infinite source of information and and entertainment on one hand.



And on the other...



"Are you not entertained?"
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Seriously though, this one is firmly in the entertainment column for me.
 
Apr 25, 2007 at 2:42 AM Post #144 of 177
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Originally Posted by VR6ofpain /img/forum/go_quote.gif
What?!?! I read the first page, then went to the last page and see the above. I don't even want to see what fills up the other 5 pages. Good for a laugh though!


No, I will put the wedding ring and pregnant polls into another thread.
 
Apr 25, 2007 at 3:26 AM Post #145 of 177
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Originally Posted by tennisets /img/forum/go_quote.gif
"Are you not entertained?"
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Seriously though, this one is firmly in the entertainment column for me.



I guess entertainment is a subjective topic, kinda like the virtues of Valhallas for instance
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Apr 25, 2007 at 4:20 AM Post #146 of 177
I may have an answer to your prayers,

I know this girl who is deaf, so you dont have to please her audibly,

she's mute, so she's not going to say anything negetive (or positive for that matter)

she's skinny, so I think the canned goods would suffice,

she's also blind, so you dont even have to look good,

and to top it all off, she doesnt have any arms or legs, so she 's not gonna run anywhere, giving you the option to do you may do as you please
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up to you, lemme know if your interested , I'll ship her in a box for you
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jk..................burrrrrrrp!
 
Apr 25, 2007 at 4:29 AM Post #147 of 177
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Originally Posted by choomanchoo /img/forum/go_quote.gif
I may have an answer to your prayers,

I know this girl who is deaf, so you dont have to please her audibly,

she's mute, so she's not going to say anything negetive (or positive for that matter)

she's skinny, so I think the canned goods would suffice,

she's also blind, so you dont even have to look good,

and to top it all off, she doesnt have any arms or legs, so she 's not gonna run anywhere, giving you the option to do you may do as you please
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up to you, lemme know if your interested , I'll ship her in a box for you
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jk..................burrrrrrrp!



Is she Valhalla apartment wiring?
 
Apr 25, 2007 at 7:22 AM Post #149 of 177
Something weird is happening to me now, I don't feel the need to search for other girls anymore, I already found the one. It feels bad whenever I'm not with her, it is hard to sleep!
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What is going on?

I like audio love more than human love, because I'm with my audio system 24/7 and I don't have a problem. But when I'm with my girlfriend, 2 hours a day isn't enough.
 
Apr 25, 2007 at 7:25 AM Post #150 of 177
You're a class act, Patrick.
 

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