[adanac061]

Why is the person asking if youve ever kissed a boy???
I think you should be careful here , lest you get a suprise
, of the trouser snake kind.

 

[vYu223]

Omg I can't believe I actually read this entire thread. Haha.

 

[Davesrose]

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymondlin /img/forum/go_quote.gif Is this thread a joke?

It must be.....there's no such thing as a first kiss via cyberspace....or am I just too old to think that you actually need a real flesh and blood girlfriend/boyfriend to get a kiss??

I don't know whether to be amused or to feel sorry...but whatever floats your boat. I just hope most the human race doesn't feel that chatting on the internet is the same thing as hanging out or dating.

Anyway, I've spent too much time on this weird thread

 

[Kirosia]

Don't fall for it Pat! It's really Chris freakin' Hanson!!!!

 

[drizek]

Im just LMAO. I have no idea what is going on here. Im not sure if he is kidding or not but it is funny anyway.

 

[VR6ofpain]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick82 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Wow, it's happening fast now! 4 days ago I thought it was impossible to get a girlfriend, now I have already kissed a girl. http://poollogics.is-a-geek.net/pict...first.kiss.JPG

What?!?! I read the first page, then went to the last page and see the above. I don't even want to see what fills up the other 5 pages. Good for a laugh though!

 

[roadtonowhere08]

Ah, the internet. A complete double edged sword. An infinite source of information and and entertainment on one hand.



And on the other...




































THIS THREAD...

 

[tennisets]

Quote:

Originally Posted by roadtonowhere08 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Ah, the internet. A complete double edged sword. An infinite source of information and and entertainment on one hand. And on the other...

"Are you not entertained?"

Seriously though, this one is firmly in the entertainment column for me.

 

[Patrick82]

Quote:

Originally Posted by VR6ofpain /img/forum/go_quote.gif What?!?! I read the first page, then went to the last page and see the above. I don't even want to see what fills up the other 5 pages. Good for a laugh though!

No, I will put the wedding ring and pregnant polls into another thread.

 

[roadtonowhere08]

Quote:

Originally Posted by tennisets /img/forum/go_quote.gif "Are you not entertained?" Seriously though, this one is firmly in the entertainment column for me.

I guess entertainment is a subjective topic, kinda like the virtues of Valhallas for instance

 

[choomanchoo]

I may have an answer to your prayers,

I know this girl who is deaf, so you dont have to please her audibly,

she's mute, so she's not going to say anything negetive (or positive for that matter)

she's skinny, so I think the canned goods would suffice,

she's also blind, so you dont even have to look good,

and to top it all off, she doesnt have any arms or legs, so she 's not gonna run anywhere, giving you the option to do you may do as you please

.


up to you, lemme know if your interested , I'll ship her in a box for you

jk..................burrrrrrrp!

 

[Patrick82]

Quote:

Originally Posted by choomanchoo /img/forum/go_quote.gif I may have an answer to your prayers, I know this girl who is deaf, so you dont have to please her audibly, she's mute, so she's not going to say anything negetive (or positive for that matter) she's skinny, so I think the canned goods would suffice, she's also blind, so you dont even have to look good, and to top it all off, she doesnt have any arms or legs, so she 's not gonna run anywhere, giving you the option to do you may do as you please . up to you, lemme know if your interested , I'll ship her in a box for you jk..................burrrrrrrp!

Is she Valhalla apartment wiring?

 

[choomanchoo]

hmmmm not sure, but I'll ask

 

[Patrick82]

Something weird is happening to me now, I don't feel the need to search for other girls anymore, I already found the one. It feels bad whenever I'm not with her, it is hard to sleep!

What is going on?

I like audio love more than human love, because I'm with my audio system 24/7 and I don't have a problem. But when I'm with my girlfriend, 2 hours a day isn't enough.

 

[Azure]

You're a class act, Patrick.