My Cat Suddenly Attacks Me!! HELP!!

[CrazyRay]

 

[balderon]

Protect yourself

 

[soozieq]

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that their cat really is plotting to kill them, check out this quiz

Is your cat plotting to kill you? Quiz - HeyQuiz.com

I did....









and............................................... ................

Laughing blatantly while he plots...

he gives me the evil eye...

then 'hides' and studies me in my natural habitat...

before checking the coast is clear of any witnesses...

so he can safely use the innocent 'leg out' trick...

which fails yet again.

 

[fungus amongus]

That's so cute soozieq ;p

 

[earthpeople]

thats a nice little story, soozieq. made me lol

 

[arnesto]

I have a ceramic turtle. He doesn't eat much. He doesn't make a mess.

And he has never attacked me.

Also he is about as much fun as a real turtle.

 

[fenixdown110]

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Originally Posted by arnesto /img/forum/go_quote.gif I have a ceramic turtle. He doesn't eat much. He doesn't make a mess. And he has never attacked me. Also he is about as much fun as a real turtle.

This.

 

[oqvist]

I found this http://www.kossan.se/roliga-filmer/katt_attackerar_barnvakt.htm
 
That is some weird behaviour surely. 

 

[grokit]

Quote:

I found this http://www.kossan.se/roliga-filmer/katt_attackerar_barnvakt.htm
 
That is some weird behaviour surely. 

That cat need to be -gently- kicked across the room!

 

[sanakaku]

a dog is fine too

 

[andrewmorio]

Get a second opinion from another vet-complete workup. All things or conditions being the same (surrounding,scents,all of the above) its definitely health related.

 

[IPodPJ]

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I have a ceramic turtle. He doesn't eat much. He doesn't make a mess.

And he has never attacked me.

Also he is about as much fun as a real turtle.

One of the best posts ever.

 

[Uncle Erik]

Oh man. I had a pet tortoise for awhile as a kid. The ceramic ones are not as good. Slowly feeding lettuce and veggies to the real thing is a lot of fun. And as for the attack cat... I have no idea. Sounds like a form of brain damage. Every cat I've had has turned into a needy, affectionate beast. Which reminds me, I need to get out of this bar and go comfort the kitties. They hate the Fourth, so they'll probably be really pathetic and cling to me for q couple of hours.

 

[grokit]

The cat could be sexually frustrated

 

[Head Injury]

Quote:

The cat could be sexually frustrated

I don't think devilshalo is ready for that kind of commitment.