In case you've forgotten this ground-puncturing earth-irritating event, the Joy Division Zune is scheduled to be released on
June 17 in a limited run of 500 via
Zune Originals. Our predictions about Microsloth's suicide-friendly Social-ist have been so correct that the device has proved predictable -- literally. You have only to utter "Joy Division Zune" and the wee person rises from the collective consumer unconscious, taking on its lone recognizable form. The Joy Division Zune has been represented more uniformly in pop gadget culture than the
Black God of the Pleiades in classic Navajo maskwork. Perhaps Carl Jung would be miffed.
Here lie the partics:
1. The
projected artwork by Engadget (Unknown Pleasures on the back of a black Zune) is disturbingly close to the
finished object.
2. Call it an homage to greatness by the self-professed source o' greatness: According to Spin, the design will not only be an homage to Peter Saville (the man responsible for Joy Division's covers), but also designed in part by the main mane hissef. (Odd, isn't it, how certain prominent balding men seek to remedy their plight by
growing their hair longer!? Someday, when my follicles leap one-by-twelve from this earthly pate, remind me to dismiss my train of cowering yes-peeps.)
Those who ain't in f'dis but worship Peter Saville might want to hit eBay in search of Saville's
Adicolor Adidias. Budding bidding virtuosi who use Saville's customization options will be rewarded with the gaudiest minimalist sneaks in the history o' sneakwear.
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Edit: And for those who are as interested in shallow aesthetics as I, Saville has made truetype font sets for each of his Factory covers. Most of them may be downloaded
here.