gpalmer
We are the weird ones.
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Sadly, the world is not what you were told it was in Sunday School. At least they didn't decide to harm you and that's the most important thing.
Ok, here is how to catch the thief..........Buy another inexpensive motorbike. Remove the seat and place it on your workbench. Carefully remove the seat upholstery and install a tazer. Carefully put upholstery back on. Put a switch on the bike that allows the tazer to be de-energized, when you are riding the bike. Wire the tazer so that it is on when the bike is started. Use a conductive foil in the groin position of the seat and paint black. Don't forget to use the switch when you are riding! Leave the bike in front of your garage and go to bed. Be ready with the baseball bat when you are awakened by the scream. |
Originally Posted by amphead /img/forum/go_quote.gif Ok, here is how to catch the thief..........Buy another inexpensive motorbike. Remove the seat and place it on your workbench. Carefully remove the seat upholstery and install a tazer. Carefully put upholstery back on. Put a switch on the bike that allows the tazer to be de-energized, when you are riding the bike. Wire the tazer so that it is on when the bike is started. Use a conductive foil in the groin position of the seat and paint black. Don't forget to use the switch when you are riding! Leave the bike in front of your garage and go to bed. Be ready with the baseball bat when you are awakened by the scream. |
Originally Posted by QQQ /img/forum/go_quote.gif How stupid.. What if some small neighbors' kid or your friend get hurt from this ****? |
Originally Posted by krmathis /img/forum/go_quote.gif Grrrr! I totally feel with you... Never got anything stolen from me (knock on wood), but I fully understand how mad it makes you. Hopefully the @$$holes get caught! |