I keep getting robbed by this 13 year old.

[RockCity]

That's for the suggestions, even though most of them sound like schemes from 80s teen movies that didn't make the cut. I'm only staying home for one week so I'm not going to spend anymore time on this. I already told my mom to be more careful and less naive. Unfortunately, I don't have any locks. The kid only took GBA games, probably because that's his only console. It's true what they say, the thief is the kindest foe.

 

[Kirosia]

Challenge him to a downhill ski race. After he loses, we'll start a musical montage of us kicking the crap out of him.

 

[Rednamalas1]

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Originally Posted by RockCity /img/forum/go_quote.gif That's for the suggestions, even though most of them sound like schemes from 80s teen movies that didn't make the cut. I'm only staying home for one week so I'm not going to spend anymore time on this. I already told my mom to be more careful and less naive. Unfortunately, I don't have any locks. The kid only took GBA games, probably because that's his only console. It's true what they say, the thief is the kindest foe.

Well, it's obvious there's not much you can do besides doing what you did. It's not like you're going to press charges or visit his room to steal his hello kitty dolls.

 

[pez]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif Go to his house when he's not home, and rob the place blind. Leave fecal matter in his electronics, a pencil drawing of a giant middle finger on his bed, anything that you can get away with. Then hire some really tall 13-year-old girl to mess with him at school or church. I learned the only the teenagers are afraid of are other teenagers who'll beat the **** out of them.

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Originally Posted by Superpredator /img/forum/go_quote.gif Do you have a friend who works in medical waste? If so, acquire some herpes matter, smear it on all your cartridges, and wait for numbnuts to strike again. Since young teenage boys invariably fondle themselves while they play video games, it's a sure way to teach him the value of safer sex practices.

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Originally Posted by Rednamalas1 /img/forum/go_quote.gif [size=x-large]LISTEN TO THIS MAN!!!![/size] also, release 20 bunnies in his room when he's asleep - they should dry hump the living crap out of him. Remember to carve big Z on his curtain.

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif Challenge him to a downhill ski race. After he loses, we'll start a musical montage of us kicking the crap out of him.

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Originally Posted by Rednamalas1 /img/forum/go_quote.gif Well, it's obvious there's not much you can do besides doing what you did. It's not like you're going to press charges or visit his room to steal his hello kitty dolls.

lol, and to think I was getting ready to cut on Comedy Central for entertainment.

 

[tpc41]

leave a note asking the kid for your games back, that should scare him into stopping

 

[Kirosia]

A bloody note?

 

[tpc41]

a note threatening his life

 

[Kirosia]

It can still be bloody

 

[The Actual]

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Originally Posted by tpc41 /img/forum/go_quote.gif leave a note asking the kid for your games back, that should scare him into stopping

nice! this idea is awesome. Just stick it inside the box of a game the thief hasn't seen before or something.


or not, that is cool too. I respect your decision to let it slide.

 

[wrecked_porsche]

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Originally Posted by tpc41 /img/forum/go_quote.gif leave a note asking the kid for your games back, that should scare him into stopping

This idea = WIN.

It will scare the crap out of that punk.

If it does not work, I'm sure Kir0 would be more than happy to kick the kid in the nuts for you.

 

[krmathis]

Thanks for sharing.
Sad so see that the child have not learned one of the basic rules. Oh well!

 

[fordgtlover]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif Challenge him to a downhill ski race. After he loses, we'll start a musical montage of us kicking the crap out of him.

Oh, yeah.....

The classic combination of funny, violent and effective.

 

[fordgtlover]

You could try ringing his parents and tell them that he 'borrowed' some games from your collection while you were off at school and you would like to get them back. Tell them the titles and leave it with them.

Don't accuse him of stealing or they'll get pissed off at you (parents tend to believe their own kids are angels).

If the **** hits the fan as a result of him denying taking them or whatever, just say 'they were there when I wnet away and now they're not, and you had assumed that he had borrowed them - who else could have?'

My 2 cents at least.

 

[gz76]

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You could try ringing his parents and tell them that he 'borrowed' some games from your collection while you were off at school and you would like to get them back. Tell them the titles and leave it with them.

Sounds like a decent, non-confrontational approach to me (I'm sure Kirosia doesn't agree with it tho).

 

[Asr]

- Take all your GBA cartridges out, stash them somewhere else (not in your room), and re-fill every box with a note that says "Gimme my games back you thief!"

or

- Postal-mail an anonymous note addressed to the kid with a note that says "I know where you live and who your parents are, now gimme my games back or I will kick you in the nuts and sic Kirosia & Rednamalas1 on you!"