[left] // LIFE?! FEH! void gadHeadFiBinge() { bool flag = false; while ( flag == true && gadIsBroke() == true) { switch (howTheHeckCanGadGetMoreMoney()) { case LOTTERY: if (foundOneDollarUnderCouch() == false) { flag = YOU_CANNOT_PLAY_THE_LOTTERY_IF_YOU_ARE_BROKE_YOU_DUMMY; } else { flag = playLottery() ? GAD_LOST : ROBBED_AFTER_REDEEMING_WINNING_TICKET; } break; case BORROW: if (borrowMoney() == NO_ONE_WILL_LOAN_GAD_ONE_RED_CENT) { flag = curlUpInFetalPosition(THUMB_SUCK|WIMPER|CONVULSIONS); } else { flag = hmmmPreciousMoney(GOLLUM_SOUNDS); // oh, what the hell... curlUpInFetalPosition(THUMB_SUCK|WIMPER|CONVULSIONS); } break; case CRIME: if ( canGadDoTheTime() == ARE_YOU_FRAKING_KIDDING_ME) { flag = trashApartment(LEAVE_RSA_STUFF_ALONE_THOUGH); } else { if (reconsider() == BUT_RAY_JUST_RELEASED_A_NEW_AMP_FORCRISSAKES) { robSomeone(GUN | KNIFE | BAD_BREATH); flag = getCaught(GO_TO_JAIL); } } break; default: // couldn't think of a good one... } } if (rentIsDue() == true) { blowItOff(RENT_PAYMENT); planOnLivingInACardboardBox(); setTubeGearToHeatUpCardboardBoxAfterTheEviction(longExtentionCord); } if (gadIsHungry() == true) { eatGarbage(); } if (girlFriendExists == true) { girlFriendExists = false; } while (gadIsBroke() == false) { buyStuff(START_HEAD-FI_THREAD); waitForStuff(POST_HEAD-FI_THREAD); receiveStuff(POST_HEAD-FI_THREAD); } }[/left]