I can only show you the door, Neo.
Apr 6, 2007 at 4:04 AM Thread Starter Post #1 of 21

ClieOS

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[size=xx-small]*In respond to a recent post, I feel there is something that all newbie need to understand.
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Hello, Neo.
Greeting , all advise seekers.

As you have known, I am Morpheus.
So you want some recommendation from a fellow Head-fier?

I can give you the choice between blue and red pills,
Yes, we can give you different types of recommendation based on your request,

and I can show you the door,
and we can tell you how well those recommendation can be,

but you must be the one who walk through it.
but you are the only one who can make the final call.

You see, you are the one and I am only here to guide you.
You see, I am only making those recommendation based on you request but I am not the one who is going to spend the money.

I am not the Oracle and I can't tell you your future.
I can never be sure that those recommendation will work well for you like it has worked well for me.

Your destiny is a choice you must make for you own,
You should have done you own research before accepting any recommendation from us,

than you won't have to feel the same as Cypher does.
than you won't have to b*tch about how suck our recommendation was.

When you are ready, you won't have to run away from Agent Smith.
When you have done your own homework, you will less likely to spend the wrong money.

Remember this: In the world of Matrix, anything is possible.
Remember this: In the world of Head-fi, everything is subjective.

[size=xx-small]*Highlight and you should see the light![/size]
 
Apr 6, 2007 at 4:06 AM Post #2 of 21
Haha, see guys? I told you those pills mess with your brain.
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Apr 6, 2007 at 4:15 AM Post #5 of 21
I really need to lay off the horse tranquilizers
 
Apr 6, 2007 at 4:44 AM Post #7 of 21
When's bullet-time?
 
Apr 6, 2007 at 5:16 AM Post #9 of 21
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall...











Nice post, ClieOS. Very subtle.
 
Apr 6, 2007 at 8:40 AM Post #10 of 21
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Originally Posted by [zero] /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Looks like someone forgot to take the pill.

j/k



That's only a problem if the stick turns blue.
 
Apr 6, 2007 at 7:44 PM Post #12 of 21
The Architect - Hello, Neo.

Neo - Who are you?

The Architect - I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.

Neo - Why am I here?

The Architect - Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, here.

Neo - You haven't answered my question.

The Architect - Quite right. Interesting. That was quicker than the others.

*The responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: "Others? What others? How many? Answer me!"*

The Architect - The matrix is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the sixth version.

*Again, the responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: "Five versions? Three? I've been lied too. This is ********."*

Neo: There are only two possible explanations: either no one told me, or no one knows.

The Architect - Precisely. As you are undoubtedly gathering, the anomaly's systemic, creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.

*Once again, the responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: "You can't control me! ***** you! I'm going to kill you! You can't make me do anything!*

Neo - Choice. The problem is choice.

*The scene cuts to Trinity fighting an agent, and then back to the Architect's room*

The Architect - The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect, it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is as apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being, thus I redesigned it based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However, I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus, the answer was stumbled upon by another, an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother.

Neo - The Oracle.

The Architect - Please. As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99.9% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.

Neo - This is about Zion.

The Architect - You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed. Its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.

Neo - ********.

*The responses of the other Ones appear on the monitors: "********!"*

The Architect - Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

*Scene cuts to Trinity fighting an agent, and then back to the Architects room.*

The Architect - The function of the One is now to return to the source, allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the matrix 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the matrix, which coupled with the extermination of Zion will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race.

Neo - You won't let it happen, you can't. You need human beings to survive.

The Architect - There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However, the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every human being in this world.

*The Architect presses a button on a pen that he is holding, and images of people from all over the matrix appear on the monitors*

The Architect - It is interesting reading your reactions. Your five predecessors were by design based on a similar predication, a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the one. While the others experienced this in a very general way, your experience is far more specific. Vis-a-vis, love.

*Images of Trinity fighting the agent from Neo's dream appear on the monitors*

Neo - Trinity.

The Architect - Apropos, she entered the matrix to save your life at the cost of her own.

Neo - No!

The Architect - Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed, and the anomaly revealed as both beginning, and end. There are two doors. The door to your right leads to the source, and the salvation of Zion. The door to the left leads back to the matrix, to her, and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you're going to do, don't we? Already I can see the chain reaction, the chemical precursors that signal the onset of emotion, designed specifically to overwhelm logic, and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple, and obvious truth: she is going to die, and there is nothing that you can do to stop it.

*Neo walks to the door on his left*

The Architect - Humph. Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.

Neo - If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again.

The Architect - We won't.
 
Apr 6, 2007 at 7:48 PM Post #13 of 21
This is my favourite though:

Merovingian: "I love the French language.... fantastic language, especially to curse with... it's like wiping your ***** with silk
I love reaching deep into my pockets and spend obscene amounts of money on gobs of Bose gear!
 
Apr 6, 2007 at 8:58 PM Post #14 of 21
Someone yank the cable out of the back of his head!
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Apr 6, 2007 at 8:59 PM Post #15 of 21
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Originally Posted by Morph201 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
The Architect - Hello, Neo.

Neo - Who are you?

The Architect - I am the Architect. I created the matrix. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also irrelevant.



You need the white text translating it into Head-Fi terms also, otherwise it's just a drive-by quoting...
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