ThurstonX
Headphoneus Supremus
I can see it now. Just one continuous, 45-minutes lock-down shot of a man slowly chipping away at tiny glue pebbles, while head-fi avitars progressivly pop up to dispense cautionary tales like Dickensian Christmas ghosts.
LOL! 'Tis the season to "drag out the Dickens."
Now I'm thinking this needs to be a live broadcast. If he charges like $0.50 a viewer, he might make enough to replace his HE-500s, and still go down in Internet history/ignominy (is there a difference, I wonder).