Happy Camper
Headphoneus Supremus
Put your lips on your wife's naval and hum. A few swirleys help too.
Originally Posted by Peter Pinna /img/forum/go_quote.gif Considering the size of Mr. Johnson's head, how can you possibly adjust the headband to be that small? Edit: Not that I've ever seen Mr. Johnson's head... |
Originally Posted by Zanth /img/forum/go_quote.gif So, like good scientists with a fun streak, we are going to experiment! We are going to run some tests by dunking our heads in a liquid with a similar viscosity as amniotic fluid and then place a barrier between the headphones and our ears of about the same density and thickness of the abdominal wall. We are doing this for kicks and it should prove to be entertaining until we have to wash the goop off. We will measure the decibel levels accurately and then anecdotally between a group of 5 guys. If the decibel levels are less than a certain threshold the likelihood this could have any adverse affect is practically zero. Kinda like blaming that quasi-deaf aunt who has a nasally high pitched voice who yells at family gatherings while sitting next to the pregnant wife, that she caused your kid to have 13 toes and a tail. Sorry folks, it wasn't Auntie Gertrude who caused that mutation, you may want to look in the mirror, or have a sweet karyotype done. Someone somewhere may have been playing too close to the florescent green slime at the local lab. |
Originally Posted by Wmcmanus /img/forum/go_quote.gif You'll note that in my post I referred to IEM's, and yes I wrap the cords around several times to provide further stimulation. |
Originally Posted by tufflitestudios /img/forum/go_quote.gif While there has been lots of opinions and advice given I find it interesting that this thread has gone 5 pages with out "asking your doctor first" being thrown into the mix. |
Originally Posted by tufflitestudios /img/forum/go_quote.gif If reading books, using common sense, and consulting with your doctor is not the best way to obtain information regarding the safety of your unborn child what should I do? |