Greetings from down here to my peeps in the Noble thread
Nov 12, 2015 at 1:01 PM Post #421 of 1,565
  Or Kate Bush? 
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Only on this thread, right? 
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Nov 12, 2015 at 1:04 PM Post #422 of 1,565
  I weep for our future. I watched this show briefly called Hellevator. Its a challenge based scary type of game. The dude talking on the walkie talkies when asked what he saw, first he said luggages, later on scorpios. 
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Hellevator?  That's too much!  What network is it on, same as the one with Naked and Afraid? 
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Nov 12, 2015 at 1:40 PM Post #423 of 1,565
Nov 12, 2015 at 10:39 PM Post #428 of 1,565
  So who is it? Charlie Sheen?
 
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/hollywood-aids-scare-superstar-desperate-battle/

 
 
Honestly, it sounds like a description befitting a lot of folks living in the Holly Wood life.  Who ever it is, it sounds as though he/she has a hard road in front of him.  
 
The idea that HIV is nothing more than a chronic issue like diabetes needs to be squashed.  The fact of the matter is, there are some folks out there (a good many) that can not physically tolerate the constant barrage of daily medications required to treat HIV.
 
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Nov 12, 2015 at 11:03 PM Post #429 of 1,565
Quick Wata we need a joke to get this thread back on track!
 
Nov 12, 2015 at 11:07 PM Post #430 of 1,565
Fine, night time joke.
 
 
A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow. A drawer pops out and he is asked to urinate in it. After a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer decides he has tennis elbow.

The man is annoyed and decides to get one over on this machine so he asks his wife for a urine sample. He then mixes this with urine from his dog and his small son and to top it off, adds some of his sperm. He takes it to the computer-physician who again asks him for a sample. He places the urine/sperm sample in the drawer and the computer makes its usual display of bleeps and flashes before telling him that his wife is pregnant, his dog has rabies, his son has chicken pox and if he doesn't stop masturbating he'll never get rid of his tennis elbow.
 
Nov 12, 2015 at 11:20 PM Post #431 of 1,565
  Fine, night time joke.
 
 
A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks him his ailments and the man says he has a sore elbow. A drawer pops out and he is asked to urinate in it. After a few bleeps and flashing lights the computer decides he has tennis elbow.

The man is annoyed and decides to get one over on this machine so he asks his wife for a urine sample. He then mixes this with urine from his dog and his small son and to top it off, adds some of his sperm. He takes it to the computer-physician who again asks him for a sample. He places the urine/sperm sample in the drawer and the computer makes its usual display of bleeps and flashes before telling him that his wife is pregnant, his dog has rabies, his son has chicken pox and if he doesn't stop masturbating he'll never get rid of his tennis elbow.

That's a classic! Well played
 
Nov 13, 2015 at 10:43 AM Post #432 of 1,565
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
 
Nov 13, 2015 at 10:55 AM Post #433 of 1,565
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby loudly discussing their tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer".
 

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