[Dexter Morgan]

Yes, yes it does. Actually, I heard that their long term plan is to raise rates 200% over the next five to seven years. I'm not kidding. This has prompted calls for an investigation, so there's hope.

Edit: I heard this on my local news radio station, but can't find anything online to substantiate it. So take with a grain of salt. I know how much all of you depend on me for news about Californian's water bills.

 

[Watagump]

Something is wrong in the world, in another thread a whole bunch of posts were deleted by Jude. For once these posts were NOT from me. 

 

[Watagump]

A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

 

[fiascogarcia]

  Something is wrong in the world, in another thread a whole bunch of posts were deleted by Jude. For once these posts were NOT from me. 

I'd be curious to see how many red flags the administrators have to sort through every day.

 

[Malevolent]

  A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

 
A classic, and worth every LOL!

 

[Malevolent]

  I'd be curious to see how many red flags the administrators have to sort through every day.

 
Yeah. It's a thankless job, I feel. Still, they keep this ship running steady. Good enough for me. We can always have a chat in threads like this one. 

 

[fiascogarcia]

Do you guys remember Sparrow4321?  Wonder if he's ever come back under a different user name?  Probably not.  Then for a while I thought Rudi had left Head-Fi, until I saw a couple of recent posts of his never ending new equipment. 

 

[Watagump]

I weep for our future. I watched this show briefly called Hellevator. Its a challenge based scary type of game. The dude talking on the walkie talkies when asked what he saw, first he said luggages, later on scorpios. 

 

 

[FullCircle]

Do you guys remember Sparrow4321?  Wonder if he's ever come back under a different user name?  Probably not.  Then for a while I thought Rudi had left Head-Fi, until I saw a couple of recent posts of his never ending new equipment. 

I remember sparrow4321

 

[Watagump]

THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."

 

[fiascogarcia]

Whoo aah!  Good one!
 

 

[drgajet]

[COLOR=717171]THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER[/COLOR][COLOR=717171]
[/COLOR][COLOR=717171]Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.[/COLOR][COLOR=717171]
[/COLOR][COLOR=717171]
[/COLOR][COLOR=717171]The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"[/COLOR][COLOR=717171]
[/COLOR][COLOR=717171]
[/COLOR][COLOR=717171]The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."[/COLOR]

Whoo aah!  Good one!

Where do you guy get this stuff?! My life is richer for having been a part of this thread. Or, I at least get a few good laughs.

 

[fiascogarcia]

Where do you guy get this stuff?! My life is richer for having been a part of this thread. Or, I at least get a few good laughs.

Mission accomplished!!
 

 

[drgajet]

Mission accomplished!!

+100

 

[mscott58]

  Mission accomplished!!
 

Or Kate Bush?