Funniest Thing I've Heard In Ages...
May 1, 2009 at 5:51 PM Thread Starter Post #1 of 17

holyharry

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Was chatting to a guy yesterday, tried to persuade me that Sibilance was a s*xually transmitted disease! I was bent over double with laughter, embarrassed the life out of him!
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May 1, 2009 at 10:36 PM Post #9 of 17
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I'm thinking he got it mixed up with syphilis?


no sir, "syphilance" is a highly infectious disease that involves the transmission of the Treponema pallidum with concomitant acquisition of tinnitus due to your partner(s) sibilant screams during the act.
 
May 2, 2009 at 1:23 AM Post #10 of 17
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no sir, "syphilance" is a highly infectious disease that involves the transmission of the Treponema pallidum with concomitant acquisition of tinnitus due to your partner(s) sibilant screams during the act.


Ah yes, I've heard of this; And no way it ain't a laughing matter, either
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May 2, 2009 at 1:52 AM Post #11 of 17
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Be careful who you share your headphones with!


Just remember: every time you wear someone else's headphones, you're also wearing the headphones of every other person who has ever worn those headphones.
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May 2, 2009 at 8:05 PM Post #12 of 17
Ear Condoms?
 
May 2, 2009 at 8:29 PM Post #14 of 17
Syphilis of the Head... A horrible, horrible disease.
 
May 2, 2009 at 9:39 PM Post #15 of 17
Condoms are 99% effective, I hear, so long as you fit them over the drivers properly. Misuse is the most common cause of failure, so rubber your drivers or face the consequences. In other news:
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Always be prepared folks.
 

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