I've never broken any of my own bones, but I did break my brother Doug's arm once. We were kids. I was 11 and he was 9, and we were in the midst of a neighborhood "Smear the Queer" game (we were kids, you know, don't blame me for the name). There must have been about a dozen other kids as well. This is a version of full contact tackle football with no pads, no teams, and no plays. Everyone simply madly scrambles to tackle the person who happens to have the ball. Then once you get tackled, and survive, you get to choose who to hand the ball to next. Then everyone gives that kid a chance to run away for a few nanoseconds, before they all decend upon him with their best Dick Butkus type of jarring hit! Man, it was fun, especially if you were one of the bigger kids.
So Doug sees me charging at him and is instantly overcome with fear, and quickly goes into a Lou Brock type of slide like he's stealing 2nd base, while I'm hurling myself headlong at him yelling "Butkus!!!" at the top of my lungs. I can still hear the sound of his arm snapping in two, and can still see the bone practically sticking out of his skin, and off we rushed to yell for mom, just two houses away.
The oddest thing then happened. A couple of months later, at the end of that same summer, on the day that Doug's cast came off, he went looking for Tommie Ferrari, who would have been 10 at the time. Tommie was the kid who handed Doug the ball and said "Now you're the queer!" right before Dick Butkus arrived on the scene. Now Doug wanted the revenge that he had been waiting for all summer and since his arm was Ok now, it was time to fight! So he finds Tommie somewhere and knocks him off his bike. Of course Tommie was a year older than Doug and quite a bit bigger, so he felt up to the challenge. The kids in our neighborhood were always ready for a brawl. And when Tommie throws his first punch with all of his might, guess where it landed? Right smack dab in the middle of Doug's belt buckle, thus breaking Tommie's hand! I wasn't on the scene for this episode, but to hear Doug tell the story today, he supposedly said, "That's what you get for calling me a queer" and walked away, never having thrown a punch himself. Of course I've always wanted to know why he didn't kick Tommie in the head a couple of times after he had him down, but Doug claims he was crying, and we had this rule that once the other kid started crying, the fight was over. A matter of honor, such as it were.
Those were the days. We all had our bikes and rode up and down all over our little home town looking for a pick up game of baseball, basketball or football, depending on the season. As much as we sometimes tortured and terrorized each other, we all grew up to be friends.