[BobG55]

 

[BobG55]

 

[The Jester]

I had someone going door to door selling raffle tickets for the orphans,
I politely declined, knowing my luck I’d probably win one …

 

[Pharmaboy]

That reminds me of the classic joke about the Yiddish word, "chutzpah."

Definition of chutzpah: a young man kills both parents--then throws himself on the mercy of the court because he's an orphan.

 

[Redcarmoose]

 

[BobG55]

That reminds me of the classic joke about the Yiddish word, "chutzpah."

Definition of chutzpah: a young man kills both parents--then throws himself on the mercy of the court because he's an orphan.

 

[BobG55]

Since the snow storm last night, all my wife’s done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

 

[BobG55]

Q : What comes from a test tube and has a big red nose ?

A : Bozo the Clone.

 

[BobG55]

 

[The Jester]

Looked out the window one winter and the neighbour was walking around the front lawn with no trousers on ..
called out and asked what he was doing ?
He said it was his wife’s idea, the week before he’d gone out without his scarf and got a stiff neck …

 

[The Jester]

My friend bought me a Microsoft advent calendar last Christmas,
But if you opened too many windows at once they all closed and wouldn’t open again …

 

[The Jester]

First visit to an acupuncturist the other day,
Got home and found my Voodoo doll was dead …

 

[The Jester]

Lost my Thesaurus the other day,
Can’t find the words to describe how I feel.

 

[The Jester]

Positive thinking course I went on was useless rubbish,
I knew it would be …

 

[DenverW]

My grief counselor passed away today. He was really good, I don’t even feel sad.