Corny Jokes - the more the merrier

[finbad]

245% U.S. trade tariffs on China announced...

That'll fix it good !

Get it. lol

 

[wuwhere]

A nurse is doing her rounds on the ward when she overhears a conversation coming from the day room.

"I'm sure it's spelled 'W O U M'" says one man.

"No, I think you'll find it's spelled 'W O O M'" replies another.

The nurse interjects "I'm sorry, but it's spelled W O M B."

"Listen dear," replies one of the men, "have you ever heard a whale fart before?"

 

[BobG55]

 

[finbad]

Why did the Easter Bunny have on a Easter Bonnet?

Because once every year he has a bad hare day?

 

[thecrow]

Oh noes

Just heard the restaurant chain Hooters has filed for bankruptcy -

Apparently their business model was a bust.

We had a bakery down the road which was in the same building as and one level below a brothel.

The bakery went bust as there was too much f’n overhead.

 

[finbad]

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter Eggs!

 

[LostHisMarbles]

 

[BobG55]

 

[finbad]

Brought home a ceiling fan the other day.

Complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

 

[BobG55]

 

[finbad]

What did the snail scream to the turtle at the intersection?


MANIAC !!!

 

[BobG55]

 

[G8torbyte]

 

[BobG55]

 

[bodegacow]

What’s red and bad for your teeth?
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A brick