[MrQ]

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A vote for "Reservoir Dogs" anyone? The dialogue about Madonna's "Like A Virgin" was worth the soundtrack. It has some cool tracks too.

If you're citing Reservoir as a quotable comedy. Then I'm choosing Goodfellas 

 

[Hi-Finthen]

Got to go with Mel Gibsons, "History of the World" if there be one best, IMO ...
 
 
-Occupation ?
 
-Philosopher ...
 
-What?
 
-Stand-up philosopher ...
 
-Oh, you mean, stand-up Bullsh1at artist , then ... (cracks me up every time)
 
/ Though I too split my sides many times with the delivery of the lines in "Life of Brian" , easily right up there with HotW for the best in category !

 

[Samgotit]

"Batwing" I'm doing it as I post.
 
From "Waiting"
 

 

[n3rdling]

dumb and dumber
monty python and the holy grail
anchorman

 

[Moontan13]

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Got to go with Mel Gibsons, "History of the World" if there be one best, IMO ...
 

pssst...Brooks....

 

[batphink]

Blazing Saddles
 

 
Tropic Thunder
 

 

[zotjen]

It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057193/quotes

 

[Hi-Finthen]

Did I say Gibson (?) , (Grrrr , gosh dang (suppressed) )
 
/ That's funny
 

 
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pssst...Brooks....

 

[grokit]

I can't believe no one has mentioned Animal House.
 
"See if you can guess what I am now. [puts mashed potatoes in his mouth, then squeezes his cheeks, spraying them] I'm a zit. Get it?"
 
It's probably because a lot of the comedy was visual and/or physical in that movie, the lines were more for supporting that. For instance in this famous scene, Bluto only says one word:
 

 
 
Non-comedies with funny lines, I would go with Apocalypse Now.
 
"If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, then it's safe to surf this beach!"

 

[sanakaku]

 
What is this...a centre for ants!

 

[JohnBal]

No Young Frankenstein fans here?
 
"What knockers!"
"Frau Brooker"
"What hump?"
"He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker."
"Abby someone? Abby who? "
"Sedagive"
 
I could go on all day. I love this movie.

 

[semisight]

"Walk this way." (Gives cane) "This way."
 
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No Young Frankenstein fans here?
 
"What knockers!"
"Frau Brooker"
"What hump?"
"He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker."
"Abby someone? Abby who? "
"Sedagive"
 
I could go on all day. I love this movie.

 

[Jasper994]

But there are so many more from this movie!!!
 
"Run Away!!!!"
 
"It's just a flesh wound"

...and many more
 
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I think Monty Python's Holy Grail has got to be up there in the top 5.
 
"It's really a matter of weight ratios" (About sparrows not being able to carry coconuts to England).
 
"Count to 3; three is the number to which you shall count..." (Holy hand grenade).
 

 

[Landis]

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But there are so many more from this movie!!!
 
"Run Away!!!!"
 
"It's just a flesh wound"

...and many more
 

"Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH A HERRING!"
 
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
 

 

 

[kool bubba ice]

Yes.. Hitler on Ice was funny.. I remember yellow beard.. Real funny scene.. This guy had the worst job title ever..'piss boy.' Royalty would yell for piss boy.. He would come running with a bucket..& after taking a pee the guy would flip a coin in the piss bucket as a tip.. Funny as hell..
 
Lust in the Dust was really good.. They call me red dxck...lol
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Kentucky Fried Movie anyone? History Of The World Part One? Clerks? I recently discovered The Young Ones after somehow enjoying The Office (UK) and there is still Little Britain.
 
I still swear by Monty Python though. 
The Miracle Of Birth, rofl!
John Cleese: "Oh and get the machine that goes ping!"
Graham Chapman: "And get the most expensive machines in case the administrator comes."
 
One of my favourite sketches and the end, "Ping!". 
 
P.S. How could I forget Pulp Fiction? Just epic...