Been gone for a while... whats new?

[Rednamalas1]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif Good evening gentleman, please have a seat over there.

by the toilet?

 

[Kirosia]

Red, I presume. So what are you doing meeting a nine year old, alone, in the middle of the night?

 

[Rednamalas1]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif Red, I presume. So what are you doing meeting a nine year old, alone, in the middle of the night?

conversing. also some negotiations to keep certain details under wraps.

 

[Kirosia]

I see. Well, I have here a transcript of you "conversing" prior to this meeting:

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BigRed: "You smell nice" Decoy: "Thank U" BigRed: "I'm canadian, with a really big hockey stick. By which I mean I have a large [censored]" Decoy: "lol u r so funny" BigRed: "Do you like lizards" Decoy: "I guess" BigRed: "By lizard, I mean my [censored]" Decoy: "Hee Hee" BigRed: "Seriously, I like lizards"

How do you explain talking this way to a child?

 

[Rednamalas1]

Children of today need more education and hands-on experience.

btw, am I on TV?

 

[Uncle Erik]

 

[Kirosia]

We'll get to that later. Now, what exactly were you planning on doing tonight? Let me see that bag.

[checks bag]

I can't believe this. We have a six-pack of corona, a razor, a hello kitty mask, a pair of bose quiet comforts, and a salamander. What... what were you thinking bringing this stuff?

 

[Rednamalas1]

This is ridiculous!

I can't believe you would frame a person this way!

I'm Outraged!!




I DO NOT USE BOSE QCs!!
Those aren't mine!

 

[Kirosia]

Oh really?

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BigRed: "Do you like headphones" Decoy: "Yes" BigRed: "I don't, I use Bose" Decoy: "U r stupid" BigRed: "They're so naughty, would you put them on for me?" Decoy: "Put them on?" BigRed: "On my [censored]" Decoy: "lolol"

I tell you this... I've encountered many people and... I've never been this disturbed.

 

[Rednamalas1]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif Oh really? I tell you this... I've encountered many people and... I've never been this disturbed.

you never seen what I can do with IEMs yet.

I use skullcandies for that purpose! active noise cancellation ruins everything!

 

[Kirosia]

You admit to this depravity?

[I couldn't believe what I was hearing. This canuck is one sick [censored]]

It says here you're a 35-yr-old turd farmer from Vancouver. Do they not have men your own age who will do these "things" with you? Why did you have to drive six hours to Boston to visit a young boy?

 

[Fitz]

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Originally Posted by Rednamalas1 /img/forum/go_quote.gif I thought I made that clear with the Restraint Order.

You're just playing hard-to-get.

 

[Fitz]

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Originally Posted by Rednamalas1 /img/forum/go_quote.gif you never seen what I can do with IEMs yet. I use skullcandies for that purpose! active noise cancellation ruins everything!

Why? Does your lizard make noises?

 

[Kirosia]

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Originally Posted by Fitz /img/forum/go_quote.gif You're just playing hard-to-get.

You sir must be Mr. Fitzgerald. I'd like to talk to you as well:

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Decoy: "Hello!" ButtFitz49: "Age?" Decoy: "Uh.. 12" Buttfitz49: "I'm comin' over"

 

[Fitz]

That's FitzPATRICK to you good sir.