Been gone for a while... whats new?

[Rednamalas1]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif You admit to this depravity? [I couldn't believe what I was hearing. This canuck is one sick [censored]] It says here you're a 35-yr-old turd farmer from Vancouver. Do they not have men your own age who will do these "things" with you? Why did you have to drive six hours to Boston to visit a young boy?

He needed new tights for his ballet lessons. So I had to go and measure him.

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Originally Posted by Fitz /img/forum/go_quote.gif You're just playing hard-to-get.

*sigh

Pointing a shotgun to your belly didn't stop you, so I guess nothing will.

Hold on, I need to call 911.

btw, what the number for 911?

 

[Rednamalas1]

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Originally Posted by Fitz /img/forum/go_quote.gif Why? Does your lizard make noises?

depends on the mood.

 

[Kirosia]

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That's FitzPATRICK to you good sir.

Exactly the name I'd expect from a man who appears at a child's house with no pants on. And that greeting you used:

"You must be Irish, because my [censored] is Dublin!"

To a 12-year-old chinese boy?

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He needed new tights for his ballet lessons. So I had to go and measure him.

And I assume you also came here because his parents weren't home, and you wanted to "watch" him? I don't know how they do things in backwoods Canada, but that **** don't fly here.

 

[Rednamalas1]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif And I assume you also came here because his parents weren't home, and you wanted to "watch" him?

no. I brought a cameraman for that purpose.

 

[Kirosia]

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Originally Posted by Rednamalas1 /img/forum/go_quote.gif no. I brought a cameraman for that purpose.

...the salamander?

[He's even more messed up than I originally thought]

May I ask why you have your thumb up your "cameraman"s rear?

 

[Rednamalas1]

[Whispers] hey, how much do I have to pay you to keep quiet about this?

 

[Kirosia]

More than you can afford.

By the way, my name is Chris Hanson, and I'm with Dateline NBC. We're doing a show about child preda... oh screw it. I get my rocks off torturing the hell out of sick freaks like you. Think of it as a "benefit to the community".

[size=xx-small](Doesn't hurt that I get paid in uncut diamonds)[/size]

 

[Rednamalas1]

Where do I fax my resume into?

 

[Kirosia]

You'll be too busy getting cornholed in prison to send it. Besides, we don't hire pedophiles, we're not FOX.

 

[Rednamalas1]

ok, my next question. Do you have a sister?

 

[Fitz]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif Exactly the name I'd expect from a man who appears at a child's house with no pants on. And that greeting you used: "You must be Irish, because my [censored] is Dublin!" To a 12-year-old chinese boy?

Must've been the wrong house then.

 

[Kirosia]

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ok, my next question. Do you have a sister?

The Chris Hanson has no family. He was born of awesome.

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Must've been the wrong house then.

Then why'd you enter, giggling like a catholic schoolgirl?

 

[Rednamalas1]

this Chris hanson fellow is starting to sound like a grand fellow. Do you have his number?

 

[Kirosia]

The Chris Hanson doesn't have a phone, for he is telepathic. He'll know if you wish to speak with him.

 

[-=Germania=-]

Rednamalas,

Dude, lay of the sausage for a while.
And for that matter, the small cocktail wieners too. Kirosia needs some time off.