[ken36]

You chicken sh**. It's just a movie.-Scream 2 - 1997

 

[morphsci]

Don't call that dog "lifesaver;" call him "sh**head."

 

[ken36]

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?-Reservoir Dogs - 1992

 

[rbui]

More bite than 'JAWS'!
-Shark!, 1970

 

[ken36]

Hey did you just take a bite out of me?-Simpson's, The

 

[TheVinylRipper]

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashnolan /img/forum/go_quote.gif "And the Lord spoke, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

That was written by someone who knows nothing of hand grenades.

It ain't when you pull the pin out that counts, it's when you let go of the freakin' handle..

Every swingin' d**k in my unit taped the damn handles down, pins can get pulled out accidentally.

Ask Max Cleland, triple amputee and former US Senator.

Jon, USMC '69-'71

 

[TheVinylRipper]

"You're a poster child for prophylactics" -Gunnery Sargent Tom Highway

 

[ken36]

--Don't start that child psychology bit. I'm no child. --I'm no psychologist.Blue Hawaii - 1961

 

[randerson3024]

Givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even in the same ball-park, hell, it ain't even the same game. "Jules" from Pulp Fiction

 

[ken36]

Would you give a man a foot massage?-Pulp Fiction - 1994

 

[jakol]

I am back..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[JoshPelican]

  I am back..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Yippee-ki-yay, mother******.