Angry doc cuts off patient's p***s
Jan 20, 2007 at 7:49 AM Post #47 of 64
This is one of only a couple possible circumstances (the other being if someone raped my daughter) that, not only would I kill the person, but I would torture that person as long as his heart kept pumping. I'm sorry. To lose your penis is to lose your life, IMO.
 
Jan 20, 2007 at 7:57 AM Post #48 of 64
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Originally Posted by Uncle Erik /img/forum/go_quote.gif
The doctor should have to donate his own.


Would YOU want someone else's penis on your body?
I think not. That would be quite disgusting.

Hmm... different skin colour?
 
Jan 20, 2007 at 8:23 AM Post #49 of 64
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Originally Posted by nsjong /img/forum/go_quote.gif
Would YOU want someone else's penis on your body?
I think not. That would be quite disgusting.

Hmm... different skin colour?


And would likely cause severe mental problems with the man and and his spouse. Not too long ago a penis transplantation was reversed for the first time as the new penis caused a lot of mental problems for both the man and his wife (Something about how it was so different and disturbing, and how they never got used to it).
 
Jan 20, 2007 at 9:46 AM Post #51 of 64
I am glad I still have mine...my girlfriend is too!
 
Jan 20, 2007 at 12:29 PM Post #52 of 64
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Originally Posted by Oistrakh /img/forum/go_quote.gif
yeah, I don't see the point of censoring penis... I'm sure everyone here is old enough to have heard the word before...

Yikes, building a penis from arm tissue does seem kind of weird...


If you'll read further back you'll see it was a joke started by redleader in another thread. A funny quote from Mel Brooks.
 
Jan 20, 2007 at 12:31 PM Post #53 of 64
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Originally Posted by Uncle Erik /img/forum/go_quote.gif
The doctor should have to donate his own.


The anti rejection drugs would shorten your life considerably.
 
Jan 20, 2007 at 3:04 PM Post #54 of 64
Geeze, I would not want that to happen to me for any amount of money. That really sucks. Poor guy, I hope he can get it reconstructed to an adequate state.
 
Jan 20, 2007 at 4:38 PM Post #55 of 64
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Originally Posted by swt61 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
If you'll read further back you'll see it was a joke started by redleader in another thread. A funny quote from Mel Brooks.


redshifter
 
Jan 20, 2007 at 7:16 PM Post #57 of 64
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Originally Posted by tamahome77 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
hey if you had the chance to lose your wee wee for a few million dollars, would ya?


I'm 57, single, and unattached: YES!
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Laz
 
Jan 23, 2007 at 3:40 AM Post #59 of 64
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Originally Posted by roadtonowhere08 /img/forum/go_quote.gif
If you are already unattached, I do not think you qualify for the money
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Ooops! Well, THAT is still attached. I'm not like the guy in the song with the detachable penis.

Laz
 
Jan 23, 2007 at 3:56 AM Post #60 of 64
I guess the only comfort you could give the patient is that the crazy doc wasn't a neurosurgeon. Besides he could become the first person to live up to the "babies arm holding the apple" saying - literally
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