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Don't forget to buy an ESD proof audiophile certified case for your chompers too!
Dead.....
Here is an audiophile salesman hat. Anyone wanna get started?
You see purchase this Audiophile Dental Chompers!! Bite into your own stereo system and ensure audio nirvana! But wait!!! Before you touch your keyboard and search google for snake oil!
You see Ludwig Van Beethoven bit into his own piano!! In order to hear how it sounds!
Now you can hear music the way the artist intended it to! Just wait! Call now and receive these cool audiophile certified bumpers. You wouldn't want jitter and EMI and that nasty crosstalk to infiltrate your music now!!
Order now for only...wait for it! Wait for it!
10,000 dollars. Yes! If you order now we can perform surgery and connect these expensive audiophile quality cables right into your chompers as well! Buy now right away!! What are you waiting for!!! Go on!! Throw your money!! Did I forget that these chompers can play back HIGH RESOLUTION 24 bit audio and dsd natively!!! Wow you must be pushing that buy button twice!!
Don't forget to buy an ESD proof audiophile certified case for your chompers too!
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