[Patrick82]

Someone told me to get girlfriend because it would help me "enjoy" the music more. I found a chat room and started sending private messages, then they called me creepy, freak, crazy and told me to **** off. I don't know what I did wrong.

I managed to make a longer discussion with someone but then she went offline before I finished showing all my pictures of my audio system. What did I do wrong?

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2007-04-20 06:18:42 Patrick> Hi 2007-04-20 06:18:46 Patrick> You like music? 2007-04-20 06:18:56 girl> yah 2007-04-20 06:19:03 Patrick> Me too 2007-04-20 06:19:39 Patrick> I have built audio system 2007-04-20 06:19:47 girl> ohj 2007-04-20 06:19:49 girl> cool 2007-04-20 06:20:08 Patrick> It cost $50 000 2007-04-20 06:20:23 girl> wow 2007-04-20 06:20:26 girl> thats expensive 2007-04-20 06:20:33 Patrick> Yes 2007-04-20 06:20:37 Patrick> But it sounds amazing 2007-04-20 06:21:01 girl> yah. 2007-04-20 06:21:20 Patrick> You like to exercise? 2007-04-20 06:21:46 girl> sometimes 2007-04-20 06:21:48 girl> do u 2007-04-20 06:21:52 Patrick> Yes 2007-04-20 06:21:59 Patrick> I train 3-5 times per day 2007-04-20 06:22:16 Patrick> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyVnept1fjI 2007-04-20 06:22:43 Patrick> I'm using my audio cables in my workouts 2007-04-20 06:23:06 girl> Oh cool. 2007-04-20 06:23:56 Patrick> I don't have any dumbells, I rather buy more stuff for my audio system 2007-04-20 06:26:06 girl> yah 2007-04-20 06:26:06 girl> thats cool 2007-04-20 06:26:16 girl> the video's funny 2007-04-20 06:26:47 Patrick> Why is it funny? 2007-04-20 06:26:58 girl> i dunno 2007-04-20 06:27:02 girl> it just it 2007-04-20 06:27:04 girl> is* 2007-04-20 06:27:10 Patrick> Ok 2007-04-20 06:27:27 girl> your working out and eating some oatmeal 2007-04-20 06:27:31 girl> that was funny 2007-04-20 06:27:43 Patrick> It is corn flakes and milk 2007-04-20 06:27:57 girl> whatever 2007-04-20 06:27:58 girl> still funny 2007-04-20 06:28:15 Patrick> I have switched over to oatmeal now because it is easier to eat 2007-04-20 06:29:29 Patrick> The milk used to splash all over my desk 2007-04-20 06:45:06 Patrick> You think I looked buff in video? 2007-04-20 06:45:35 girl> yah 2007-04-20 06:45:37 girl> real sexy 2007-04-20 06:45:53 Patrick> Good 2007-04-20 06:46:05 Patrick> I like to train extreme 2007-04-20 06:46:25 girl> cool 2007-04-20 06:47:24 Patrick> I need muscles so I can tweak my audio system better 2007-04-20 06:47:44 Patrick> I have wrapped my system in 100 sheets of ERS Paper 2007-04-20 06:48:03 Patrick> It shields against EMI/RFI 2007-04-20 06:49:23 Patrick sends ERS.Paper2\Transformers\04.JPG 2007-04-20 06:49:51 Transfer of "04.JPG" is complete. 2007-04-20 06:50:03 girl> oh 2007-04-20 06:50:08 girl> thats really cool 2007-04-20 06:50:10 Patrick> You think it looks pretty? 2007-04-20 06:50:47 girl> yah 2007-04-20 06:50:51 girl> its looks awesome 2007-04-20 06:51:09 Patrick> I have also done the insides 2007-04-20 06:51:44 Patrick sends ERS_GCC-100\08.JPG 2007-04-20 06:52:04 Transfer of "08.JPG" is complete. 2007-04-20 06:52:30 girl> yah, its good. 2007-04-20 06:52:36 Patrick> I have made chambers for airflow 2007-04-20 06:53:13 Patrick sends ERS_GCC-100\03.JPG 2007-04-20 06:53:30 Transfer of "03.JPG" is complete. 2007-04-20 06:53:54 girl> cool 2007-04-20 06:53:56 Patrick> Cable in the middle is Nordost Valhalla 2007-04-20 06:54:10 Patrick> It costs $3000 for 2 meters 2007-04-20 06:54:49 Patrick> Power cable 2007-04-20 06:54:56 girl> wow 2007-04-20 06:54:58 girl> thats alot 2007-04-20 06:55:01 girl> you must be rich 2007-04-20 06:55:09 Patrick> Yes, but worth the price 2007-04-20 06:55:43 Patrick> I don't work 2007-04-20 06:55:57 Patrick> I sit at home all day listening to my audio system 2007-04-20 06:56:10 girl> haha 2007-04-20 06:56:12 girl> cool 2007-04-20 06:57:15 Patrick> I am also using Magix magnetic levitation feet 2007-04-20 06:57:27 Patrick> To stop vibrations from entering the equipment 2007-04-20 06:57:40 girl> thats great 2007-04-20 06:58:13 Patrick> Tomorrow I'm getting more of them 2007-04-20 06:58:34 girl> cool 2007-04-20 06:58:40 Patrick> They give more low-level detail in the music 2007-04-20 07:00:30 girl> yeah 2007-04-20 07:00:31 girl> awesome 2007-04-20 07:00:46 Patrick> You are using headphones? 2007-04-20 07:00:56 girl> no 2007-04-20 07:02:35 Patrick sends Patrick82.audiophile.JPG

 

[RedLeader]

honestly, I don't think she was the one. After a conversation like that, the right woman would be all over you man. Maybe start with pictures of you wearing the K1000, then move onto the ERS paper during your second conversation, women may be intimidated by your incredible audio.

 

[Lazarus Short]

You are too obsessed. Let it flow. Relax. Follow and pick up on what she says. Going back, going back, going back to audio and your workouts is a turn-off to women. Be mindful of their interests.

NO

YES

Do you get the picture???

Laz

 

[Gautama]

I'd respond, but there is a slight chance this is serious

 

[Akathriel]

Patrick have you ever been diagnosed with Aspergers lol?

 

[Thelonious Monk]

what is wrong with you? are you even human? everyone knows to start with the magix and work your way to the ers paper! that's how women work.

 

[jinp6301]

this is going to be the best thread ever!

 

[Duggeh]

I think Patrick, that the next time you have one of these conversations, you let her talk about what she is into. Get to know what her hobby is, how she lieks to do it. See if theres anythgin that she does which you can then relate to. Or at least, wrap in ERS paper. ;p

I joke. But then, so do you. At least, thats what I always hope at some level you are doing.

IF you REALLY want to get a girlfriend, and "enjoying the music more" is the reason why youre doing it. Your doign it for the wrong reason.

Women are one of the few things in this world better than spacing out to your hi-fi. If you spent as much on a girl as you have on your K1000s. You'd probably be able to get a girlfriend. Although again, for the wrong reasons.

 

[Kirosia]

Do what I did, buy one

 

[Thelonious Monk]

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Originally Posted by Duggeh /img/forum/go_quote.gif I think Patrick, that the next time you have one of these conversations, you let her talk about what she is into. Get to know what her hobby is, how she lieks to do it. See if theres anythgin that she does which you can then relate to. Or at least, wrap in ERS paper. ;p I joke. But then, so do you. At least, thats what I always hope at some level you are doing. IF you REALLY want to get a girlfriend, and "enjoying the music more" is the reason why youre doing it. Your doign it for the wrong reason. Women are one of the few things in this world better than spacing out to your hi-fi. If you spent as much on a girl as you have on your K1000s. You'd probably be able to get a girlfriend. Although again, for the wrong reasons.

what kind of tweaks are available for a girlfriend?

 

[TheMarchingMule]

Aw, our Patrick is growing up!

Jebus dude, I wasn't even searching for a girlfriend and recently a friend (girl, of course

) of mine turns out to be the one that I've been dreaming of all this time.

Time determines everything.

 

[RedLeader]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thelonious Monk /img/forum/go_quote.gif what kind of tweaks are available for a girlfriend?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... There are times I wish I was out having a beer with you guys instead of on a public forum...

 

[Patrick82]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lazarus Short /img/forum/go_quote.gif You are too obsessed. Let it flow. Relax. Follow and pick up on what she says. Going back, going back, going back to audio and your workouts is a turn-off to women. Be mindful of their interests. NO YES Do you get the picture??? Laz

I chatted with someone else, I said hi, she said hi, then nothing happened. How do I continue?

What questions do I need to ask?

 

[Lazarus Short]

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Originally Posted by Kirosia /img/forum/go_quote.gif Do what I did, buy one

We can always count on Kirosia for the good advice, and happily short too! Kirosia, the one-liner.

"I chatted with someone else, I said hi, she said hi, then nothing happened. How do I continue?

What questions do I need to ask?"

Patrick, is the book "What do You Say After You Say Hello" out in Swedish? Maybe you could use an English-language copy. It might give you some good ideas. Kirosia is right, back in the old days you dealt with the girl's Father, and BOUGHT the miserable creature. [wink, wink, nudge, nudge]

Laz

 

[Ampl1tude]

Way to flirt Patrick, class A material