Ryokan
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Isn't his red nose used as the sleigh's anti collision lighting?
Corny Jokes - the more the merrier
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Pharmaboy
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I'm glad you asked!
"Yes, but..." He has to have blood alcohol levels >.25 to achieve maximum nose illumination. This shows how his job tends to accerbate his "problem."
Ryokan
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hmm ok 
Maybe he isn't the only one who's had a few?
Anyway Rudolph was a late comer,
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
When Col. Harry Shoup answered the red phone on his desk he expected the worst, but was greeted by a child's voice -
'Is this Santa Claus?'
Maybe he isn't the only one who's had a few?
Anyway Rudolph was a late comer,
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
When Col. Harry Shoup answered the red phone on his desk he expected the worst, but was greeted by a child's voice -
'Is this Santa Claus?'
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God you guys are Corny, which on this thread is a badge of honour.
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- Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
- Too many cheetahs.
It always makes me lol
- Too many cheetahs.
It always makes me lol
Pharmaboy
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Cheetahs don't live in the jungle. Otherwise, very funny.
A chimpanzee walks into a hardware store. The owner says, "What a coincidence you came here. We have a wrench named after you!"
The chimp replies, "You have a wrench named Allen?"
Ryokan
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Snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit,
Double stake or split
So that's what Lemmy meant
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