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The "Guatemalan Insanity Peppers" episode. 's all I gotta' say about that.
Your Fav Simpsons episodes!
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YES REVIVE THE SIMPSONS THREAD!!
and by the way you're thinking of El Viaje de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) which was my first vote
"note to self. stop doing anything."
"this is because i kicked you, isn't it?"
"and that talking cayote was just that talking dog"
"find your soulmate homer"
"hey, wait a second, there's no such thing as a talking dog!"
"woof woof"
"damn straight"
"hello, is this GBM?"
oh somebody please stop me.
and by the way you're thinking of El Viaje de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer) which was my first vote
"note to self. stop doing anything."
"this is because i kicked you, isn't it?"
"and that talking cayote was just that talking dog"
"find your soulmate homer"
"hey, wait a second, there's no such thing as a talking dog!"
"woof woof"
"damn straight"
"hello, is this GBM?"
oh somebody please stop me.
carlo
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my favorite simpsons episode is the one with scorpio - where homer is basically responsible for sean connery's death and marge starts drinking a glass and a half of wine per day.
favorite simpsons line (paraphrasing from memory) was the end of troy mcclure's (sp) "moses" when homer contentedly says "God is my favorite fictional character."
#2 was from the halloween special a couple of years ago when homer is king kong and mr burns is the captain of a ship heading to king kong island. marge tries to get on:
mr burns: "what have you first-mate smithers?"
smithers: "well you know what i always say sir: women and seamen don't mix."
still can't believe those made it on network tv, even if it is FOX.
favorite simpsons line (paraphrasing from memory) was the end of troy mcclure's (sp) "moses" when homer contentedly says "God is my favorite fictional character."
#2 was from the halloween special a couple of years ago when homer is king kong and mr burns is the captain of a ship heading to king kong island. marge tries to get on:
mr burns: "what have you first-mate smithers?"
smithers: "well you know what i always say sir: women and seamen don't mix."
still can't believe those made it on network tv, even if it is FOX.
mbriant
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"All I have is Mountain Dew and Crab Juice". pause "Gimme a Crab Juice".
Or when Mr. Burns gives Homer the tour of his mansion which ends in an unfinished basement with only a ping pong table in it.
Or when Mr. Burns gives Homer the tour of his mansion which ends in an unfinished basement with only a ping pong table in it.
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Does anybody remember the one where Homer joins a new religion and Mr. Burns strikes back by calling himself "The New God"?
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How about that one where Homer gets hired by the guy trying to take over America?
"If you could kill someone on your way out, it would really help me"
Andrew
"If you could kill someone on your way out, it would really help me"
Andrew
"It's an old-fashioned hole-diggin, By gar it'd been a while"
"there's nary a creature alive that can outrun a greased scotsman!"
"Can't sleep...clown'll eat me. Can't sleep...clown'll eat me."
"when i grow up i'm going to bovine university!"
"oo! Floor Pie!"
"I got this friend, Joey...Joe...Joe...Junior Shabado"
My favorite episode, Marge versus the Monorail.
Marge: We're too late!
Cobb: I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.
[edit] Oh yeah, same episode
"Donuts, is there anything they can't do?"
"there's nary a creature alive that can outrun a greased scotsman!"
"Can't sleep...clown'll eat me. Can't sleep...clown'll eat me."
"when i grow up i'm going to bovine university!"
"oo! Floor Pie!"
"I got this friend, Joey...Joe...Joe...Junior Shabado"
My favorite episode, Marge versus the Monorail.
Marge: We're too late!
Cobb: I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut. Sorry.
[edit] Oh yeah, same episode
"Donuts, is there anything they can't do?"
aeberbach
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My favorite is when Homer is eating the extremely large sandwich which gets more and more green and rotten as the days pass. Anyone know the real title?
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You should be able to find it on SNPP -- the main plot is that Selma takes the kids to Duff Gardens.
"Duff Gardens, hurrah!" <clunk>
| Originally posted by aeberbach My favorite is when Homer is eating the extremely large sandwich which gets more and more green and rotten as the days pass. Anyone know the real title? |
You should be able to find it on SNPP -- the main plot is that Selma takes the kids to Duff Gardens.
"Duff Gardens, hurrah!" <clunk>
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one of my favorite episodes is when bart and lisa are reporters for the "kidz newz" show...
my favorite part is at the end (snipped from SNPP):
TV Announcer: The new, improved Kidz Newz...has been canceled! Stay tuned
for the Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Choc-O-Bot Hour!
% The program begins. The Choc-O-Bots are at their command center.
Choc-O-Bot: You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat! Gooey!
Cocoa! Put down those entertaining Mattel products! Colonel
Kataffy is up to his old tricks!
Cocoa: Let's power up!
% Bart and Lisa watch the show on TV from their living room.
Lisa: I can't believe they canceled us for this s...
Bart: [interrupting] Shut up! I'm trying to watch this!
% At the cry of "Chocolate Away!", the Choc-O-Bots soar out through their
% ceiling and into space, accompanied by the sounds of a squealing electric
% guitar, and of course, the credits.
my favorite part is at the end (snipped from SNPP):
TV Announcer: The new, improved Kidz Newz...has been canceled! Stay tuned
for the Mattel and Mars Bar Quick Energy Choc-O-Bot Hour!
% The program begins. The Choc-O-Bots are at their command center.
Choc-O-Bot: You can count on us, Mr. President. Major Nougat! Gooey!
Cocoa! Put down those entertaining Mattel products! Colonel
Kataffy is up to his old tricks!
Cocoa: Let's power up!
% Bart and Lisa watch the show on TV from their living room.
Lisa: I can't believe they canceled us for this s...
Bart: [interrupting] Shut up! I'm trying to watch this!
% At the cry of "Chocolate Away!", the Choc-O-Bots soar out through their
% ceiling and into space, accompanied by the sounds of a squealing electric
% guitar, and of course, the credits.
TaffyGuy
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you stole 5 minutes of my life and i want them back... oh i'd only waste them.
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The Simpsons rule! I didnt read this entire thread but when I have more time I definitly will. There are so many funny ones, I couldnt possibly pick the absolute best one, or five, or even 10 without watching them all to compare
. I wish they would hurry the fcuk up with releasing the dvds. I would buy every season if they released the other 11 today. An episode that sticks in my memory is the one where Homer gets sent to Microatia (sp?) for missionary work. Theres much good stuff in that one. Homer running from PBS, "Jebus, save me Jebus!", Homer drinking the ox testicles, "...why would God care if we worship him or not?" "It is because God is powerful, yet insecure, like Barbara Strisand", the Lucky Savage, all the hilarious little connotations and of course, my man Homer gettin down with the DMT toads! Classic.
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lmao at some of the quotes you've all reminded me of.
Some of my favourites are:
Lisa: I don't understand professor, why didn't your tests show that the skeleton was a fake?
Dr. Gould: I'm going to be honest with you Lisa, I never did the tests. [Dr. Gould walks away]
(I love the way he says that too.)
Milhouse: Remember when he ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
(One of the many hilarious Milhouse lines. Anyone remember, "Oh boy! A SPOOKhouse!")
Kent Brockman:
"Springfield has come down with a fever... football fever, brought on by the biggest game of the year; the Pigskin classic between the Shelbyville Sharks, and our own Springfield Atoms. If you have the fever, there's only one cure - take two tickets and see the game Monday morning."
Announcer:
"Warning - tickets should not be taken internally."
Homer:
"See, because of me now they have a warning."
Homer:
"Marge when i'm old can you put me in a home? It's like being
treated like a baby, only you're old enough to appreciate it!"
Marge
"Homer, did you just call everyone chicken?"
Homer
"No... i swear on this bible!"
Marge
"That's not a bible, that's a book of carpet samples!"
Homer
"Mmmmm... fuzzy."
(Marge is telling off Bart for pulling a prank on his teacher.)
Marge
Bart, you did a very cruel thing.
Homer
(Homer is surprisingly very strict with the matter.)
Boy, you've got to go to your teacher, and tell her the truth.
Marge
No Homer, the truth will humilate her!
Homer
(Exasperated)
Oh Marge, i only said it because i thought that's what you wanted to hear!
Homer:
"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."
Mark
Some of my favourites are:
Lisa: I don't understand professor, why didn't your tests show that the skeleton was a fake?
Dr. Gould: I'm going to be honest with you Lisa, I never did the tests. [Dr. Gould walks away]
(I love the way he says that too.)
Milhouse: Remember when he ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish. But why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
(One of the many hilarious Milhouse lines. Anyone remember, "Oh boy! A SPOOKhouse!")
Kent Brockman:
"Springfield has come down with a fever... football fever, brought on by the biggest game of the year; the Pigskin classic between the Shelbyville Sharks, and our own Springfield Atoms. If you have the fever, there's only one cure - take two tickets and see the game Monday morning."
Announcer:
"Warning - tickets should not be taken internally."
Homer:
"See, because of me now they have a warning."
Homer:
"Marge when i'm old can you put me in a home? It's like being
treated like a baby, only you're old enough to appreciate it!"
Marge
"Homer, did you just call everyone chicken?"
Homer
"No... i swear on this bible!"
Marge
"That's not a bible, that's a book of carpet samples!"
Homer
"Mmmmm... fuzzy."
(Marge is telling off Bart for pulling a prank on his teacher.)
Marge
Bart, you did a very cruel thing.
Homer
(Homer is surprisingly very strict with the matter.)
Boy, you've got to go to your teacher, and tell her the truth.
Marge
No Homer, the truth will humilate her!
Homer
(Exasperated)
Oh Marge, i only said it because i thought that's what you wanted to hear!
Homer:
"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."
Mark
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So this is what it feels like...when doves cry.
Everything's coming up milhouse!
(homer)"are you sure you don't want to come? in a civil war reinactment we need lots of indians to shoot"
(apu, disgusted)"eh, i don't know which part of that sentense to correct first, but..."
Why do people run away from me? (wets pants)
Everything's coming up milhouse!
(homer)"are you sure you don't want to come? in a civil war reinactment we need lots of indians to shoot"
(apu, disgusted)"eh, i don't know which part of that sentense to correct first, but..."
Why do people run away from me? (wets pants)
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homer's heart attack / dies and the family goes to the psychiatrist and lisa and bart give each other electric shocks and the city blacks out. also apu's girlfriend episode.
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