MacDEF
Headphone Hussy (will wear anything if it sounds good)
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You know it's time to move when...
Your local baseball team has the chance to go to its first World Series in 58 years, and possibly win its first in 95 years...
Your team is up, three games to two...
Your team is leading Game 6 by a score of 3-0 with two outs in the 8th with their best pitcher on the mound... If they win, they go to the Series...
A fly ball is hit in your direction...
The left fielder has a shot at making the catch, ending the inning, leaving your team three outs from winning the game...
You decide that trying to get a souvenir is more important than ending 95 years of frustration, so you try to reach out and catch the ball...
You miss the ball, but in the process you prevent the left fielder from making what ends up being a sure catch...
Your team goes on to lose, 8-3...
Your picture is shown, over and over, on national TV.
As a human being, I feel sorry for this guy.
As an intelligent human being, I keep saying to myself "What the hell was he thinking?
As a lifelong Cubs fan, I wanted to kill him myself!
Your local baseball team has the chance to go to its first World Series in 58 years, and possibly win its first in 95 years...
Your team is up, three games to two...
Your team is leading Game 6 by a score of 3-0 with two outs in the 8th with their best pitcher on the mound... If they win, they go to the Series...
A fly ball is hit in your direction...
The left fielder has a shot at making the catch, ending the inning, leaving your team three outs from winning the game...
You decide that trying to get a souvenir is more important than ending 95 years of frustration, so you try to reach out and catch the ball...
You miss the ball, but in the process you prevent the left fielder from making what ends up being a sure catch...
Your team goes on to lose, 8-3...
Your picture is shown, over and over, on national TV.
As a human being, I feel sorry for this guy.
As an intelligent human being, I keep saying to myself "What the hell was he thinking?
As a lifelong Cubs fan, I wanted to kill him myself!