[jules650]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockin_amigo14 /img/forum/go_quote.gif your mom's so fat, when she wore a Malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her.

That's one of my favourite fat momma jokes.

Your momma's so fat when she wore a yellow T shirt out, someone yelled 'Taxi!'.

Your momma's so fat your dad rolled over twice when he was done

and he was still on top.

 

[LFF]

Your momma is so fat she needs a boomerang to put a belt on.

Your momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Your momma is so fat she sits next to EVERYBODY.

Your momma is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.

Your momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Your momma is so fat she uses the freeway as a slip'n'slide.

Your momma is fat....damn...she is soooo fat!

Your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Your momma is so fat she ate at a buffet and it went broke.

 

[bigizzy75]

Old School:

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a red shirt people shout "Kool-aid"

Yo mama is so fat, when she got on a scale, the scale said "One at a time please"

 

[fordgtlover]

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

 

[VR6ofpain]

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3x331m /img/forum/go_quote.gif Yo mammma so phat that you and her look like twin.

What?

 

[choomanchoo]

Yo momma is so fat that when she stepped in a scale it said -to be continued

yo momma is so fat she uses HD580's as IEM's

yo momma is so fat her blood type is maple syrup

yo momma is so fat she gave birth to a full grown ass man

ta-daah! tsh

 

[450]

Your mother is so ugly that she makes the Xbox look like a thing of beauty.

 

[uraflit]

Yo mama so fat they finally decided to rename the concept of "infinity" into "YOMAMA"

 

[Jahn]

yo mama so fat, she ate all my other "yo mama" jokes.

 

[Jahn]

wait i think i have another...

Yo Mama's so big, she got to duet with Bobby McFerrin.

Wait, wrong. Guess I don't have any more jokes about yo mama after all.

 

[apnk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jahn /img/forum/go_quote.gif wait i think i have another... Yo Mama's so big, she got to duet with Bobby McFerrin. Wait, wrong. Guess I don't have any more jokes about yo mama after all.

That was awesome! High five!

 

[lutwey]

your moms is so fat she ate my "marshmallows".

 

[kevin gilmore]

What, no physics jokes??

Yo Mama's so fat she entered a black hole and the resulting
increase in density caused the formation of a new universe.

 

[gmoffatt]

Yo' mama's so fat that when she gets in the elevator, the only way it can go is down!

 

[Dzjudz]

Yo mama's so fat that if she throws a baseball it starts to orbit around her.