Yo mama's so fat

[Zuerst]

 

[Bizzel]

Hehe. Cyanide and Happiness is an awesome comic strip, my favourite after Penny Arcade.

 

[srozzman]

i thought this was for jokes... so heres one

Jo momma is soo poor that when i stole your skateboard, she asked "watcha doing with the family car?"

 

[Duggeh]

Yo momma so fat, when she go to the beach, the tide come in.

 

[RedLeader]

Yo momma so fat, the DT770 make her ripple

 

[warubozu]

Yo momma so fat, she uses the driveway as her ironing board.

 

[mrdelayer]

I logged in at school specifically to post in this thread.

Your mom's so fat, she fills up the tub, then turns on the water.

Your mom's so old, she invented your mom jokes. ;D

 

[milkpowder]

Yo mama so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too!

 

[a shovel]

yo mammas so fat things orbit around her.

 

[nibiyabi]

Yo' mama's so fat she buys clothing that is rather large.

 

[Duggeh]

^ l0l

 

[adanac061]

Yo Mamma's so fat, .........I'm just saying... ...she's fat, should probably lay off the donuts.

 

[Mrvile]

Yo mama so fat, that when she saw a school bus driving down the street she ran after it, screaming, "Stop that twinkie!!!!"

 

[3x331m]

Yo mammma so phat that you and her look like twin.

 

[warubozu]

Yo momma so fat, the axioms of geometry approach Euclidean at all points on her skin surface.

Yo momma's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds.