[gopanthersgo1]

A happy story in the worst dates thread? Who are you and what have you done with the real Panther?

Hahahaha, it's still me, just a lot happier!

 

[drgajet]

Be careful or we'll have to turn this into the happy date stories thread.

Jim

 

[Argyris]

Happy date? What is this radical new concept? Whatever it is, it will need to go through the usual review process to determine whether or not it is appropriate for our society, or if it is merely a temptation to evil.

 

[TRapz]

  Happy date? What is this radical new concept?

Date? What is this radical new concept?

 

[gopanthersgo1]

-

 

[Armaegis]

My criteria for a good date:
1) actually shows up
1b) without another date in tow
2) doesn't leave with someone else partway through the night
3) biologically female

 

[TRapz]

It's a vegetable, no reason to be alarmed... Now a happy date, that's genetic modification going to work.

The wonders of modern science! 
 
Is there anywhere I could find one of these "happy dates?" Are they sold at any local stores yet, or do I have to order them online?

 

[Argyris]

Heh, do the evil do. ;p

 
On two separate occasions, I almost did just that, after a sense. I would have regretted it both times.
 

  My criteria for a good date:
1) actually shows up
1b) without another date in tow
2) doesn't leave with someone else partway through the night
3) biologically female

 
Having read your posts here, I can say what's really sad is how frequently even these minimal requirements fall through in your experience!
 

  The wonders of modern science! 
 
Is there anywhere I could find one of these "happy dates?" Are they sold at any local stores yet, or do I have to order them online?

 
Erm, I've heard there are dates you can buy, but they're often foreign imports and frequently end up costing you a lot more than you bargained for in ongoing maintenance.

 

[Armaegis]

   
Having read your posts here, I can say what's really sad is how frequently even these minimal requirements fall through in your experience!

 
Yeah... it's been an interesting ride.

or

or

depending how you look at it. One time there was

 
 
 

  Erm, I've heard there are dates you can buy, but they're often foreign imports and frequently end up costing you a lot more than you bargained for in ongoing maintenance.

 
Ads and banners used to pop up for mail order brides, but lately I've just been getting milf ads. Does that mean I'm officially middle aged?

 

[TRapz]

 
Having read your posts here, I can say what's really sad is how frequently even these minimal requirements fall through in your experience!
 
Erm, I've heard there are dates you can buy, but they're often foreign imports and frequently end up costing you a lot more than you bargained for in ongoing maintenance.

I honestly have read through every page of this thread*; quite interesting how most even minimal requirements fall through in most people's experiences here 

 
I think I'll stick to trying to find one of those "dates" somewhere around here. I came close a couple weeks ago, but it seems she was taken just a week earlier. Hopefully I'll find one and won't have to post the story here 

 
 
*Quite an interesting thread as well

 

[RUMAY408]

  I honestly have read through every page of this thread*; quite interesting how most even minimal requirements fall through in most people's experiences here 

 
I think I'll stick to trying to find one of those "dates" somewhere around here. I came close a couple weeks ago, but it seems she was taken just a week earlier. Hopefully I'll find one and won't have to post the story here 

 
 
*Quite an interesting thread as well

I hope you enjoyed the misery

 

[TheJesusGuy]

Haven't been on Head-fi in near a year, so.. Bump.

 

[Armaegis]

On the plus side, I don't have any new stories to add. On the minus side, I don't have any new stories to add.

 

[Hutnicks]

  On the plus side, I don't have any new stories to add. On the minus side, I don't have any new stories to add.

Hot damn, Zero Sum Dating has arrived

 

[gopanthersgo1]

Nothing but good dates for me. Still with the same girl after a little over 18 months.