[lini]

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Originally Posted by Duggeh (...) Im not recreating it now just for a photo because it hurts like all holy christ to do it. (...)

Want some nosebuds for practicing?

Grinnings from Hannover!

Manfred / lini

 

[will75]

I remove an intact cork that has been pushed into a wine bottle (without breaking the bottle).

 

[redshifter]

Quote:

Originally Posted by will75 I remove an intact cork that has been pushed into a wine bottle (without breaking the bottle).

do you have a barbed prehensile tongue?

 

[bahamaman]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julz I can lick my eyebrows.

How the ladies must love you!

 

[mb3k]

I can jiggle my eyes back and forth really fast (I can't capture it on video.. the FPS isn't fast enough). Also I have the skill to balance two toothpicks on the tips of each other kinda like this:
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[will75]

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Originally Posted by redshifter do you have a barbed prehensile tongue?

lol. yes but that isn't how i do it. it involves the use of a cloth napkin.

 

[Born2bwire]

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Originally Posted by will75 lol. yes but that isn't how i do it. it involves the use of a cloth napkin.

Pffft. This is easy, just need a long metal rod and cheese cloth. Bash the cork up with rod and strain with the cheese cloth.

 

[will75]

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Originally Posted by Born2bwire Pffft. This is easy, just need a long metal rod and cheese cloth. Bash the cork up with rod and strain with the cheese cloth.

Ditch the rod.

 

[joneeboi]

I talk really loud and pretend that it's really my house we're partying at. Then I make remarks to girls that make no sense. Some reason it works. They call it being "random." I call it being normal.

 

[redshifter]

i know some slight-of-hand to delight and mystify everyone.

 

[joneeboi]

I tell riddles and puns.

Two coins add up to 30 cents. One of the isn't a nickel. What are the two coins? (A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.)

Why did the rooster cross the road? (He was NO chicken!)

What do you call the first cubic decimeter of water to fall from a waterfall? (The leader/litre.)

I used my rechargeable batteries so much that they revolted.

Did you hear about those guys that drank battery acid in public? They were charged.

Is this cellphone (or any electronic) new? Yeah, the old one was charged with battery.

Basically, batteries are funny.

 

[redshifter]

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Originally Posted by joneeboi I tell riddles and puns. Two coins add up to 30 cents. One of the isn't a nickel. What are the two coins? (A quarter and a nickel. The quarter isn't a nickel.) Why did the rooster cross the road? (He was NO chicken!) What do you call the first cubic decimeter of water to fall from a waterfall? (The leader/litre.) I used my rechargeable batteries so much that they revolted. Did you hear about those guys that drank battery acid in public? They were charged. Is this cellphone (or any electronic) new? Yeah, the old one was charged with battery. Basically, batteries are funny.

here's one right down your alley:

two peanuts were walking down the street

and one was assualted.


peanut.

(after batteries salt is funny).

 

[Gaughtfried]

I can chug a 750ml bottle of vodka in little more than 30 seconds.

Either that or I freak out the audience by showing them my double jointed fingers and thumbs.

 

[Born2bwire]

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Originally Posted by redshifter here's one right down your alley: two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assualted. peanut. (after batteries salt is funny).

Everytime I hear that one I think of the Lethal Joke sketch.

Heheheheheeheh... Ahhh it's still funny.

 

[saturnine]

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Originally Posted by Gaughtfried I can chug a 750ml bottle of vodka in little more than 30 seconds. Either that or I freak out the audience by showing them my double jointed fingers and thumbs.

Wow, chugging a fifth IS impressive! I can down one in a night, but not that quick..

I do the same thing with my double jointed thumbs

Seems to freak everyone out.