[db597]

What your headphones say about you when you buy tickets to go to a concert:

GRADO: when you go to a concert, you have front seats in row A. The seat cushions here are a bit hard, but you can live with it.

SENNHEISER: you choose seats in the middle of a big concert hall and lean back in a comfortable position to relax a bit.

ETYMOTIC / SHURE: when buying the ticket, you make sure that the concert hall is far from busy main roads and clean your ears regularly.

STAX: you book the concert hall all to yourself.

BOSE: the band that´s playing is pretty awful, but that´s ok with you because your seats at the concert hall have electronic adjustments. Cool!

KOSS: you found a discount for the concert tickets and are happy that everyone else paid more than you.

 

[Mercuttio]

BOSE: At the gate, you suddenly realize that

A. You paid the scalper way too much.

B. They're not even very good fakes.

 

[a1rocketpilot]

Beyerdynamic: You wonder who decided to place the drum set and the basses right in front of your face while the other instruments are 20' behind

!

Aditya

 

[XXhalberstramXX]

ksc 75: you know the band
px 100s: you know the bouncer
any of the other headphones popular here: you own socks printed with the band name



edit: didn't read full post. oops. fixed.

 

[smuh]

Quote:

Originally Posted by a1rocketpilot Beyerdynamic: You wonder who decided to place the drum set and the basses right in front of your face while the other instruments are 20' behind ! Aditya

Hey, Beyer does not only make the DT770!

 

[J_C_Denton1]

LOL nice analogy... I had a chuckle when I read this

Well now, how about Sony? Where does he sits?

 

[jagorev]

Audio-Technica: You only buy tickets for the deluxe seats made from rare wood and fine leather.

 

[PeeeMeS]

AKG K1000?

 

[F107plus5]

Alessandro MS-series: Go to the concert, sit up real close and pay close attention to the music; especially the guitars.

Do not plan on responding to E-mails til the weekend is over.

 

[CookieFactory]

 

[PeeeMeS]

Quote:

Originally Posted by CookieFactory

 

[TheMarchingMule]

Quote:

Originally Posted by PeeeMeS

He was probably drunk and screwed up

As for Sony: you are charged for the concert almost twice as much, but they say you can sit in any row you want. But you never read the veeery small font at the bottom of the ticket saying you can sit only where nobody is in the first place.

 

[sgprater]

Etymotics: You sit under those bright 600-watt halogen spotlights, the ones that throw the lead singer's acne scars into sharp relief

Sennheiser: You wrap up in a warm, velvety scarf, then put a bucket on your head so that you don't catch a cold

AKG K1000: You stay at home to listen to the recorded performance on your headphones, because how could a mere live show possibly compare?

 

[gigit]

what if i wear all the brands of heaphones at once?

or then am I just the crazy guy that was kicked out of line for punching someone at a classical music concert?

 

[K2Grey]

IEMs: You personally hung posters at the entrance warning people to turn off cell phones and offered free cough drops wrapped in wax paper so they could be unwrapped during the concert without making noise.