[evilking]

Quote:

Originally Posted by analogbox /img/forum/go_quote.gif He probably sings while working out on his total gym.

Eh?

Chuck Norris doesn't work out, he just looks at each muscle group and they get bigger and stronger.

EK

 

[fatcat28037]

 

[ingwe]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Postal_Blue /img/forum/go_quote.gif This made me think of the old Starbucks commercials Glen! Glen, Glen, Glen!

I hate that commercial. Glen: one step from middle management. Someday going to be supervisor.

FEH!

Stupid little lemming twerp; typical mediocre corporate
pointy-hair-hack-in-training.

[size=xx-small]>>>I'm not bitter<<<[/size]

 

[mrdeadfolx]

He wears Bose, and intimidates them into sounding awesome.

 

[nickdawg]

Quote:

Originally Posted by kikkomang /img/forum/go_quote.gif Chuck Norris would wear generic OEM buds because he's a joke.

When Chuck Norris buys a new IPOD he doesn't just throw away those garbage ibuds, he roundhouse kicks them into another dimension.

And he doesn't use it much since he doesn't listen to music. The music listens to HIM!! When he wants a song the artist comes to him. His IEMs consist of the band in his ears!!

 

[Duggeh]

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatcat28037 /img/forum/go_quote.gif

Link to buy please.

 

[TMusic]

Chuck would be wearing ER6is with a special quad flange inserted as deep as possible. He can still hear you creeping up on him.

 

[Lornecherry]

 

[Hardcoreckn]

Chuck Noris doesn't wear headphones because his sheer concentration disintegrates them the second he puts them on.