McCale's Navy
F Troop
Andy Griffith Show (Barny cast)
Twilight Zone
Everybody Loves Raymond
Rocky & Bullwinkle
Beany & Cecil Show (Dishonst John)
Loony Tunes
(Rocky and Mugsy)
Shut up shuttin up. / Ya might rabbit, ya might.
(Marvin the Martian)
"where is the kaboom, there was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!"
"Oh! That wasn't a bit nice! You have made me very angry! Very angry indeed!" (pacing back and forth, huffing and seething in rage)
"Isn't it delightful?"
(Foghorn Leghorn)
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son."
"This here's a chicken...D...O...G, chicken!"
Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered, for just such an emergency.
Did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white, then blue. Rhode Island, red white and blue! That's a joke, son, a flag-waver! You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em! Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball! Eye. Ball. Eyeball! I almost had a gag, son--a joke, that is!
(Daffy)
"HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! HA! THRUST!" *WHACK*
"So, this is how it ends. Up to my armpits in filth, about to be devoured by a creature I thought would love me forever. Reminds me of my first marriage."
"It's mine, ya understand? Mine, MINE, all MINE!, get back in there!, down down down!, go go go!, mine mine mine! YAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers... and gun powder... and cordite. I'm an elk! Shoot me! Go on!! It's elk season! I'm a fiddler crab. Why don't you shoot me?! It's fiddler crab season!"
(After being let out of Porky Pig's deep freezer) "What a trip! What a trip! Blizzards all the way! Snow 20 feet deep! But we had to get that serum through! It was mush, mush, mush all night! (Grabbing the dog and pushing him like a sled dog) Come on, mush, mush, mush, mush, mush! Suddenly, the glacier cracks! There's a roar! Tons of ice! No escape! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! How things been with you?"
"Of course you realize, this means war."
(Wile E Coyote)
to Bugs) Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Wile E Coyote, Genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college. And so let's get down to cases. You are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. Now don't try to get away. I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are and I'm a genius while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarden. So I'll give you the customary 2 minutes to say your prayers.
Brilliance. That's all I can say, sheer unadulterated brilliance.
Genius. That's what it is sheer genius
(groggily) Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud.