[SomeWiseGuy]

and carrying a

 

[wuwhere]

tablet iPad Pro

 

[moedawg140]

that broke when

 

[wuwhere]

the warranty expired

 

[moedawg140]

pulled out hair

 

[wuwhere]

  pulled out hair

 
of your significant-other

 

[moedawg140]

then pulled-out your-hair

 

[Voxel-1]

that then became

 

[dreambass]

bald and grumpy

 

[moedawg140]

shaved it all

 

[Voxel-1]

and made her

 

[dreambass]

trim her unmentionables

 

[wuwhere]

to look nice

 

[dreambass]

a brute she

 

[moedawg140]

using a weedwacker