[serman005]

  but there is

one who is

 

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one who is

the only person

 

[pbui44]

the only person

hungry enough to

 

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hungry enough to

eat the entire

 

[wuwhere]

  eat the entire

 
extra-large meat-lovers pizza

 

[dropbassnotbomb]

And 6-pack beer

 

[moedawg140]

And 6-pack beer

or sparkling water

 

[pbui44]

or sparkling water

with diet cola

 

[moedawg140]

with diet cola

also cleans blood

 

[wuwhere]

  also cleans blood

 
from your wound

 

[moedawg140]

   
from your wound

also-cleans battery terminals

 

[wuwhere]

  also-cleans battery terminals

 
of your wireless-mouse

 

[moedawg140]

   
of your wireless-mouse

actually all cars

 

[wuwhere]

  actually all cars

 
made by Tesla

 

[moedawg140]

   
made by Tesla

can spontaneously combust