Omphalopsychite
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Little known facts:
In Iran, attempted suicide is a capital offense.
In Iran, attempted suicide is a capital offense.
First car in high school date, parking with a beautiful blond -
following 30 minutes of kissy face -
" Come-on babe, please ..."
" NO "
" Come-on, get in the back seat "
" Aww, no "
" But why, why not, why don'tcha' wanna get in the back seat ? "
" 'Cause "
" Why not ? "
" 'Cause, I wanna, be with you "
I don't get it.
The joke wasn't worded well, but basically she's a blond and she thinks that he's asking her, and her only, to get into the backseat.
"You want to get in the backseat?"
"No, I want to be (up here) with you."
My first reading was also confusing because I took, "I want to be with you," as "I want to be (in a relationship) with you."
Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice?
The label said concentrate.
Little known facts:
In Iran, attempted suicide is a capital offense.
I laughed out loud at thisWent to visit a friend in a really small town in outback Australia. We went to the town's only pub and while we were sitting there every once in a while somebody would call out a number like '32' and every one would laugh. This went on for a while so I asked my friend what was going on. He said everyone had been coming here so long that they all knew all the jokes. So they just numbered them and when someone wanted to tell a joke he just called out the number.
So I thought I'd give it a try and called out '97'. Everybody in the pub roared with laughter for a long time. I thought 'that must have been a good one' and asked my friend what it was. He said 'they never heard that one before'.
[size=x-small]A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."[/size]