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[size=13px][font=Verdana] A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn't you see the arrow, buddy?" he asked. "An arrow?" the confused driver said. "I didn't even see the Indians[/font][/size]

 

 

[JamesMcProgger]

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and says, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" The pharmacist asks, "You mean aspirin?" "That's it, I can never remember the word.

 

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^ Lol 
 

 

[JamesMcProgger]

^ I used to work in a place like that.
 

 

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^ Same.
 

 

[ssavage]

more jokes nao

 

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[labrat]

Delete

 

[Permagrin]

lol

 

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[JamesMcProgger]

a tad too long but not as long as the "grey elephant"
 

 

[Confispect]

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin, 

'For best results, put on two coats'.

 

[JamesMcProgger]

 

[Permagrin]

^ LOL!

Even when an episode sucks I still watch it.