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This joke is totally awesome.
Aug 29, 2011 at 7:07 AM Post #451 of 625
"I learned early on that you should never hit a man with glasses; you should hit him with something much heavier.
 
          ~ Jim Hightower
 
 
Aug 29, 2011 at 10:08 AM Post #452 of 625
 
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"I learned early on that you should never hit a man with glasses; you should hit him with something much heavier.
 
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That's why baseball bats were invented, and then some bored dude invented a ballgame to help popularise them.
 
With a handle like "Babe" Ruth, I can see where he needed to be good at weilding the wood.
 
Sep 2, 2011 at 4:49 PM Post #453 of 625

 
Sep 6, 2011 at 1:39 AM Post #455 of 625
Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One cannibal says to the other:--
 
 "Does he taste funny to you..?????
 
 
 
Sep 6, 2011 at 12:07 PM Post #456 of 625
That is awful. I'm sure I can do worse. I devised a great deal of jokes as a small child and then tested them on my undeserving parents - here is one of the better ones (better being a relative word)
 
What do you call a sleepy woodcutter?
 
A slumberjack...
 
Sep 6, 2011 at 7:57 PM Post #458 of 625
- Hey mista, that dog bite ?
 
- Nagh . Sux  ~
 
Sep 8, 2011 at 9:22 AM Post #459 of 625
What do you say to a quadriplegic who is hiding in a closet?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"You can hide, but you can't run!"
 
Sep 11, 2011 at 1:52 AM Post #461 of 625
An elephant was checking out a naked guy and he says, "that's great but can you pick peanuts up with it?"

 
Sep 17, 2011 at 7:17 PM Post #464 of 625
What did the man say when his cat was run over by a steam-roller?
 
Nothing. He just stood there with a long puss......
 
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